Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
Today, I woke up to a cat licking my face. I don't have a cat. I quickly put the cat out the front door and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I remembered that I had agreed to take care of my sister's cat for a week. I looked out the door, but the cat is nowhere to be found. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, my 20-year-old sister is taking care of my cat while I am out of state. She sent a photo of him "playing in a silly way" with her kitty. I then had to very seriously explain to her that in the photo, my cat and her cat were trying to make more cats. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML
Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
Today, I stayed the night at a friend's house for the first time. I went to get water from the kitchen when I saw a cat staring at me. I looked back and it ran off. I told my friend about it. He doesn’t have a cat. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and asked if I'd seen her cat. I helped her search the hallway, basement, and garden for 30 minutes. We finally found it sitting inside my apartment, where I had apparently been living with it for three days without noticing. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
I agree with #1. But your sister is a bitch for not watching where she drives.
spoo 24
most ppl keep their NEW KITTENS inside, or at least not at the road.. It sucks, but some really bad decisions on your part :(
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Comments (126)
elizabethftw 0
See now, that's why my cat is never allowed outside. They're not supposed to run around freely on the street. Letting your cat out freely is basically committing kitty suicide.
THysios 2
u never let ur cat outside? wow poor cat must have a shit life
aiko13_fml 0
I agree with 109, it's cruel to keep them locked in the house all the time. My cats are mostly outdoor, but they can come into our rooms or our garage. So far nothing has happened, but my cats seem very capable, and I've had them for 6 years. Though it does depend on the area you live in, since the area we used to live in had a lot of coyotes, and the cats couldn't go outside.
FYLnotML 0
At least it wasn't a dog
sayheyyybabe 0
109 and 111, I keep my cats inside. There are way too many dangers outside and my cats have a great life. They are spoiled and eat gourmet cat food, have a clean litter box, have their OWN ROOM (with tables and beds and a closet and a heater etc) and people that love them and take care of them. They are never hit, but often sprayed with water (what can I say? They're kittens and mischievous ones at that). They have an awesome life, plus we don't have to worry about catnappers, cars, wild animals, ticks, and trash outside.
ihateu44 0
fyl. sorry man
vampiregal16rulz 5
All of my cats (familys cats) have been outside since I'm super allergic to them (but i love them) and we've picked up many strays (our neighbor died and had 60 cats so we offered to take a few because of our big land) and only one has died and the other ran away. and #116 my moms old boss had a room like that...she went to the asylum (no offense though).
obliviox09 0
ur neighbor doesn't have a cat now :)
ekeeper10 0
hope you kept the recipt, lol . . . I am goin to hell for saying that huh?
IronLionZion_fml 0
New cats should never = outside!!
jkpajama 0
poor kitty...