Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
Today, I woke up to a cat licking my face. I don't have a cat. I quickly put the cat out the front door and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I remembered that I had agreed to take care of my sister's cat for a week. I looked out the door, but the cat is nowhere to be found. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, my 20-year-old sister is taking care of my cat while I am out of state. She sent a photo of him "playing in a silly way" with her kitty. I then had to very seriously explain to her that in the photo, my cat and her cat were trying to make more cats. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML
Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
Today, I stayed the night at a friend's house for the first time. I went to get water from the kitchen when I saw a cat staring at me. I looked back and it ran off. I told my friend about it. He doesn’t have a cat. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and asked if I'd seen her cat. I helped her search the hallway, basement, and garden for 30 minutes. We finally found it sitting inside my apartment, where I had apparently been living with it for three days without noticing. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
I agree with #1. But your sister is a bitch for not watching where she drives.
spoo 24
most ppl keep their NEW KITTENS inside, or at least not at the road.. It sucks, but some really bad decisions on your part :(
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Comments (126)
Allstarr23 1
YDI for having an outdoor cat, or just for having a cat. What really chaps my ass is people like you that get animals and keep them outside. Why bother getting one? The classifieds are filled w ads for free cats bc of people like you
varkey 7
don't let new cats outside... fail
smileyface143 4
now you can say you 'spontaneously' got rid of a cat?
doxiedude 0
why the hell was the cat outside?? you are a terrible person for being so irresponsible!
xviiijorja 6
I really ******* hope you're joking.
MwahFMLS 6
:'( f the cats life. RIP kittycat
meatchainer 10
I don't see why everyone is so upset about the original poster letting the cat outside. Cats are generally very intelligent, and have natural survival instincts that are usually sharpened by staying outside. My own feline goes out regularly for long periods of time, and she happens to look both ways before crossing the road, doesn't wander into unknown backyards, etc. If this were a kitten, that would be different, but I believe the original poster specifically said "cat." So, stop accusing her of being irresponsible, a terrible person, etc. catlady5569, I'm very sorry about your cat.
Lazer_Katz 10
Well I guess he's in a better place meow..