Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
Today, I woke up to a cat licking my face. I don't have a cat. I quickly put the cat out the front door and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I remembered that I had agreed to take care of my sister's cat for a week. I looked out the door, but the cat is nowhere to be found. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, my 20-year-old sister is taking care of my cat while I am out of state. She sent a photo of him "playing in a silly way" with her kitty. I then had to very seriously explain to her that in the photo, my cat and her cat were trying to make more cats. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML
Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
Today, I stayed the night at a friend's house for the first time. I went to get water from the kitchen when I saw a cat staring at me. I looked back and it ran off. I told my friend about it. He doesn’t have a cat. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and asked if I'd seen her cat. I helped her search the hallway, basement, and garden for 30 minutes. We finally found it sitting inside my apartment, where I had apparently been living with it for three days without noticing. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
I agree with #1. But your sister is a bitch for not watching where she drives.
spoo 24
most ppl keep their NEW KITTENS inside, or at least not at the road.. It sucks, but some really bad decisions on your part :(
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Comments (126)
loveurlifeJK 5
While this might sound heartless and cruel, but I'd have to say YDI. And Gothiccatlady said pretty much what I was thinking.
kukopia 0
First thing to do is look for your cat, duhh. Then you ask sis what the cat she hit looks like. Maybe it was a cat from the next block. Maybe one of your neighbors 'spontaneously' got a cat. SOoooo many possibilities.
railfan_fml 0
hopefully you didn't have enough time to get attached to it.... make her buy you another one
medusachic666 0
That story made me want to cry. I would be totally devastated if either of my cats were ever to be killed like that. If you get another cat, try to make it an indoor cat, not just because of the car issue, but also because of feline leukemia. I don't know EXACTLY what it is, but you can just wikipedia it, i'm sure. All I know is that when my family adopted our cats, we had to sign a contract saying that we would keep them indoors because of how common and serious feline leukemia is. Also, your sister is a horrible driver, and I would want to punch her in the face and total her car if I were you. Seems fair to me, the car killed the cat, so you kill the car. :)
Julioyobaby 0
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Ahahahahahahaha. This is so great. :D
lizcat93 0
OMG That poor creature!!!
RatIsKing 0
awwww, how sad :( I feel so sorry for you
capthavoc123 0
Cats belong inside the house. There are too many things that can happen to an outdoor cat, so contrary to what people say, I would have to assert that it is cruel to have an outdoor cat. Outdoor cats have about half the life expectancy of indoor cats.
taterrr96 0
awwm, i love cats. :(
staplergunn 0
awe, im sorry michael jackson would have bought you a new cat, he lover of cats, and men. :) when you trash celebrites sometimes it makes you feel better yeah mostly not just fun! love you mj :)