Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I looked at the menu and yelled, "Who puts caramel on onions? EW!" I then learned that "caramelized onion" is not caramel covered onions. FML
Today, after getting an expensive haircut, I showed it to my boyfriend. Instead of saying, "Wow, those bangs look great on you" he said, "Wow, you look really good when you don't show your forehead." FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser and changed my hairstyle drastically. It wasn't until she was nearly done that she said, "I just KNEW this style wasn't going to suit you." FML
Today, I showed my new haircut to my friends. One of them said, "Wow, it’s brave to try something different." I didn’t realize that "brave" was code for "bad." FML
Today, I unwittingly told the barber, “Do whatever you think looks best.” He got creative. Forty-five minutes later, I walked out with a haircut that made me look like a backup dancer in a 1990s boy band. My girlfriend said, “You're going to have to wear a beanie if you want to walk around with me.” FML
Today, a cute coworker came into the office with a completely new haircut. Instead of complimenting him with, "I like your hair," I said, "I like your head." He backed away slowly and avoided me for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
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Top comments
rhiannahoward14 19
Well, why WAS there an onion on your head?
Rayth 19
Impressing people are overrated just be yourself instead
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Rayth 19
Impressing people are overrated just be yourself instead
Kailayla 29
Agreed. Be yourself and you'll impress people.
im_a_black_guy 10
Unless you're a murderer
Noreason89 6
it's only a a hairdo it's not like they changed their whole personality
Countryboy1996 18
That comment needs more likes and to be on the front of a newspaper or something.
Hollywoodgirl79 18
The good thing is that hair grows back! You should experiment with different kinds of gels and stuff until it grows back
stupidity99 16
I don't think they got a haircut, maybe STYLED their hair differently?
annarcheer 19
I was thinking she put it up in a bun or something. You have to be crazy to cut your hair that drastically for someone that your only crushing on.
psychopolarbear 28
I'm guessing it was a sock bun.
rhiannahoward14 19
Well, why WAS there an onion on your head?
ChocolateScyther 19
she was going for a Jimmy Neutron look
gobiteme2 34
She was looking for a piece of cheese and hamburger patty. Going to make a Sandwich.
hippodankamus 22
Don't try to be someone you're not. If someone can't accept you for who you are then don't pursue them.
cryssycakesx3 23
ehh, it's just a hairstyle. it's not like she just completely pretended to be someone else. you've never worn a shirt or something because someone said they liked it?
Steve95401 49
Next time, don't get your hair styled with a weed whacker at Home Depot.
TrippingOnAcid 29
Reminds me of an FML where the guy brutally butchered a frog with one of those :(
hailzz_96 18
Don't change yourself for other people.
lukian_fml 29
If only he was Shrek.
SystemofaBlink41 27
He would have been all ogre her.
TacDavis 9
Because Ogres have.. Never mind.
shiffizzle 13
Never do something to impress someone, just be yourself.
LastResort318 14
Not even trick to impress someone?
Jinxsie 27
Skip on the onion next time. At least he noticed you, right? No? Okay...
thenielsens 12
Silly onion head. Lol way more sexier when a woman can be herself around a guy.