curseyousuperman
Conway, United States
Today, my self-esteem issues got me jealous of Superman's hair. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
JillianJuneBug
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Looking good
Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML
Anonymous
It's not permanent
Today, I have really big insecurities, and the ONLY thing I like about myself is my hair. I got it permed yesterday, and just now I used shampoo on it, and my hair is falling out. All 12” of it. FML
richard
Redmond, United States
Shaved
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Anonymous
Bricked up
Today, I got a haircut that makes me look like a Lego minifigure. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
RS
Delray Beach, United States
Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML
ugly
Australia
Face the facts
Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
Boyufd
The Dark Knight
Today, I noticed my acne scars are almost forming the Batman symbol. FML
Anonymous
Get better friends
Today, after years of being too self-conscious to do anything big with my appearance, I finally got an undercut. My best friend went on a rant about how I "ruined" how I look and now she can't be seen with me, because we "look mismatched together." Looks like I'm back to being self-conscious. FML
Top comments
SteamyPenguin 46
Just his hair? Of all his abilities, it's his hair you want?
Gesula 24
If that is so, then definitely don't compare yourself to David Tennant
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Comments (43)
primadonna9396 16
Pfft, if we're talking about superhero hair, Thor's luscious locks are the only ones truly worthy of envy.
imcheap21 5
You could be jealous of robins hair Instead I mean just look at it, who doesn't want robin hair
levirudisel 8
Dude, I'm jealous of superman a hair.
hammonds92 21
Well his hair is pretty super XD
SadisticStephyy 21
Don't worry OP, I read the comics and I can tell you he just got a haircut. The curl is gone my friends.
barnacles 2
Envious, Not Jealous - Jealous is when you have something you feel someone will take away. Envious means you feel this emotion when someone else has a thing or a character that you wish to possess. And there ends your english lesson. Good Night
badgercheese94 16
Kinda lost points by not capitalising "English", mate
Based_Muhmd 12
Superman does have nice hair, though.
roxigrl14 8
Don't sweat it.
WasabiG 11
Its not your self esteem issues dude. everyone is jealous of supermans hair!