Boyufd
The Dark Knight
Today, I noticed my acne scars are almost forming the Batman symbol. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
twoface_chick
San Francisco, United States
Today, I have bad adult acne. This wouldn't be so bad, except that it's only on one side of my face. I look like a Batman villain. FML
balletteacher
United States
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
ew
United States
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML
Anonymous
Canton, United States
Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML
ugh
United States
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Anonymous
Ontario, United States
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
SymmetricalPizzaFace
Westminster, United States
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Top comments
Marcella1016 32
That’s pretty badass. I’m going to try a Richard Pencil style comment. Ahem... Forget backne! Sounds like you’ve got Bat-ne! On a positive note, Gotham City could use your picture to summon the Dark Knight!
RichardPencil 32
I have taught you well.
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Marcella1016 32
That’s pretty badass. I’m going to try a Richard Pencil style comment. Ahem... Forget backne! Sounds like you’ve got Bat-ne! On a positive note, Gotham City could use your picture to summon the Dark Knight!
RichardPencil 32
I have taught you well.
monstrousella 4
She does a better job than you. She even is more thoughtful.
Sofie Kristine 11
If I could choose, this is what I would go for
RichardPencil 32
Holy Pustule, Batman! Just when we thought The Joker was out of material, your face gives him at least 20 minutes of killer one-liners. And he could stretch that if he goes full-Gallagher!
BurnInDemonFire 39
From The Spot to the Dark Knight. Villain to anti-hero. That's progress, and I'm proud of you. The next time you're out for a walk, and find penny, or some equivalent, that's from me for doing such a good job. However, you'll have to pat your own head. Social distancing and whatnot.
Dylan Borg 12
Keep an eye out for the symbol in the night sky.
Jesse Bergmann 3
so, what's the problem?