Today, my school is having a mandatory class on etiquette. We've just now progressed onto forks after a long, tedious discussion on spoons. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eager to learn how to use chopsticks, as I was in a nice Chinese restaurant and had ordered noodles. As I was visibly struggling to eat, the server brought me a fork. When I reached for it, I flicked a noodle into a lady's soup at the next table. FML
Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML
Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML
Today, a white guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML
Today, during my second day on the job, I ate pasta with a pen in the backroom. My old job provided plasticware, and it never occurred to me to pack a fork. FML
Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML
Today, my mom insisted on making my lunch. She didn't know that knives are banned at my high school, and packed me a steak knife for cream cheese. I'm now suspended for 7 days, and she refuses to say that she did anything wrong. FML
Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML
Today, in the class I'm teaching, I assigned my students an essay to complete for homework. One student asked me if I was deducting points for bad spelling. I teach English. FML
Today, I learned that my aunt, who lives with us, is using our chopsticks in her hair and putting them back in the utensil drawer without washing them. I'm the one that uses chopsticks the most. FML
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Top comments
Olovio 5
Bet you can't wait for sporks!
W0 0
Fork your life!!
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Comments (197)
Mahkymahk 0
and what school do you go to...?
redneck14 11
stalker..
Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0
hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husbands cause they spooning everybody out there! ;)
Nick_1993 2
That actually sounds sooo entertaining for my childish mind.
bargarlm 2
having manners & whatever is good, but those classes are the worst! good luck kid
yourbudtravis 0
I'm still kind of laughing over the "fork your life's" ahaha :)
gusjustgus1 3
spoons first?! no no no! you spoon -after- you fork, not before!
smartalek 2
how fun. next up- sporks! or-- knives! how exhililirating!
sierraluvsgaga 5
spppoooooooooonnnnnnsssssssss!!!!!!
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
wow fast movers. we spent a whole year on spoons. and when we moved to forks, oh boy hold on to your socks!
theninjkaymarie 0
being on the Internet at the table is not polite, don't let the teacher catch you!