Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
Today, I told my roommates they have to go get jobs, because I can't afford to support them or their bad habits any more. They responded by pawning all my DVDs for cash to buy cigarettes. FML
Today, I found out my last roommate had been stacking her empty wine bottles under the sink for the last 5 months. The cleaning lady who found them now thinks I'm an alcoholic, and threatened to report me to my landlord. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML
Today, my roommate invited a couple of homeless gentlemen in to our house. After drinking all our beer, throwing up on our carpet, and repeatedly asking if we were planning on killing them, I asked them to leave. My roommate told them they're welcome back anytime. FML
Today, I found out my roommates spent my rent money and told the landlord I never paid. I've paid my rent and theirs the past six months. My name's on the lease. FML
Today, all of my roommates were home. I really had to poop all day but the bathroom was being hogged. Once I finally got the chance to go, I guess the toilet didn't flush all the way and I didn't notice. The other roommates loudly asked each other who it was, and they all started loudly taking about me. FML
Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
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Top comments
Amy Germaine 5
They sound like great EX roommates! For real, though. I'm assuming you asked them to stop before telling on them. B/c if that's the case, shame on them for choosing not to be respectful. If not, maybe I can see why they retaliated so harshly...
Sparkieemae 14
Well, where are they supposed to smoke? But contaminating your shit with biohazards is definitely uncalled for and no one deserves.
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TaoShaman 24
Are people seriously saying they deserved it? OP probably told the landlord. If Marijuana is illegal where they live they probably could have gotten kicked out or arrested? Even if it is legal, they could probably still be kicked out. People don't even necessarily know who their roommates are or get to choose them, so the people blaming them for living with them aren't making any sense. Or OP might not have other options about where to live. There might not be many places. And considering how you people are responding, I doubt talking to the roommates did or would do anything. Why smoke inside where you'll get the smell all over everything? How about showing courtesy to roommates that possibly could get fired for smelling like drugs or maybe don't want to breathe in poison all day? Or just don't do drugs because there is zero reason to?
Amanda_Nicole88 8
I think I accidentally clicked "you deserved it." I'm sorry!!
flakawaka 0
**** you op.
ALonelyStranger 12
And that's when you tell the dean
DanielleinDC 34
If you can move out, that would be a good idea.
Soritical 0
You totally deserved it. What a rat.
Soritical 0
You totally deserved it. What a rat.
childproofpizza 19
snitches get... herpes
HalfLit 17
Wow, really? Ratted out your own mates? You deserve it. And maybe try joining them once in a while so you're not so uptight. Geez.
wrenavery90 12
I'm thinking you're probably lucky that's all they did. Nobody likes a narc.