Today, while in my doctor's packed waiting room, an elderly woman insisted I take her seat. I thanked her, but politely declined. She began to yell, saying I was "ungrateful", until I sat down. She then left, laughing, as I discovered that she peed in the chair. Apparently, she does this often. FML
Summer_Jane tells us more.
Seriously - you guys rock. I laughed waaay too much reading all your comments. And for all you guys who were asking how did I not notice the pee? -- Yeah, I keep asking myself that, too. - It was one of those crazy patterned (ugly) cushioned chairs, so I couldn't tell it was damp. I_did_smell something, but doctors' offices have a lot of smells (as do elderly people...), so I didn't really think about it too much. But yeah...next time I'm assuming the worst.
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tommurry 1
that's why it's just easier to knock her down and take her purse
Emily_who_else 0
that is really sick!!! you should ALWAYS look before you sit and if the chair or sofa is fabric feel it.... i had to learn the hard way to. :( some kids at my school years and years ago tried to glue me to a chair..... so i always look. TRUST NO ONE!!!!!
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Comments (90)
muffpuncher 0
you've been had by an old broad.
Sadochan 0
What a ******* grub.
whitney48 0
ahh. That would totally suck!! Ha:)
lmaoloveu 0
loool omfg that's epic XD
Canuck13 12
I think I just pee'd myself laughing. be careful where you sit.
tommurry 1
that's why it's just easier to knock her down and take her purse
kimmikaa 0
hahahaha so true so true
DigitalKnight 0
She deserved a punch on the mouth.
Emily_who_else 0
that is really sick!!! you should ALWAYS look before you sit and if the chair or sofa is fabric feel it.... i had to learn the hard way to. :( some kids at my school years and years ago tried to glue me to a chair..... so i always look. TRUST NO ONE!!!!!
yanayo 0
lol
xviem 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
damn ex gf maybe?
DocBastard 40
Are you implying that the old crone is OP's ex girlfriend? Or that the old bat had an ex girlfriend who abused her and caused her to pee in public? Or that OP had a girlfriend that made her sit in pee? What the **** are you saying?
Quasar55_fml 18
He must be on the wrong FML, the one just after is about someone who got his car damaged several times
annihil8or 15
Next time tell her to **** off
LoSnacks 9
Do you really think there's going to be a next time?
Privations_fml 3
What a bitch.
truehitman2010 0
no
newjerseyguy 0
old people really have it out for the younger generation
Doortje 30
*puts this on her "things-to-do-when-I'm-old-and-can-get-away-with-it"-list*
Bbhd05 0
That is one badass list
truehitman2010 0
no