Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
Today, I told my roommates they have to go get jobs, because I can't afford to support them or their bad habits any more. They responded by pawning all my DVDs for cash to buy cigarettes. FML
Today, I found out my last roommate had been stacking her empty wine bottles under the sink for the last 5 months. The cleaning lady who found them now thinks I'm an alcoholic, and threatened to report me to my landlord. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML
Today, my roommate invited a couple of homeless gentlemen in to our house. After drinking all our beer, throwing up on our carpet, and repeatedly asking if we were planning on killing them, I asked them to leave. My roommate told them they're welcome back anytime. FML
Today, I found out my roommates spent my rent money and told the landlord I never paid. I've paid my rent and theirs the past six months. My name's on the lease. FML
Today, all of my roommates were home. I really had to poop all day but the bathroom was being hogged. Once I finally got the chance to go, I guess the toilet didn't flush all the way and I didn't notice. The other roommates loudly asked each other who it was, and they all started loudly taking about me. FML
Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
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Top comments
Amy Germaine 5
They sound like great EX roommates! For real, though. I'm assuming you asked them to stop before telling on them. B/c if that's the case, shame on them for choosing not to be respectful. If not, maybe I can see why they retaliated so harshly...
Sparkieemae 14
Well, where are they supposed to smoke? But contaminating your shit with biohazards is definitely uncalled for and no one deserves.
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Comments (32)
joonsson 21
To people saying OP deserved it we don't really know enough in my opinion. Maybe he didn't know they smoked, maybe they promised not to smoke inside. Maybe he didn't even know them before moving in, here when you get student apartments a lot of the time you don't choose your roommates. As long as OP didn't move in knowing they would smoke inside and asked them not to they're the dumbasses and OP should keep reporting them until they get evicted, maybe he can get some better roommates.
D0minik 9
YDI. If you have a problem with others' behaviour, confront them and talk to them about it. Don't snitch. That being said, I don't approve of the revenge either.
sophiehelen 32
Why the assumption he didn't speak to them first? Telling someone else may well have been a last resort
PaulieXP 16
Damn. To all the people commenting ydi for being a snitch, you should really lay off all those prison tv shows. That's a criminal's way of thinking. Good on you OP **** your roommates.
sophiehelen 32
If you spoke to them first and they chose to ignore you and carried on disrespecting the rules and you then seriously FYL for what they did. If you didn't speak to them first that was a bit of a shitty move however they're still assholes for what they did as that's disgusting
MsBluntBunny 5
How did you not know they would be smoking? Ydi for not looking into who you were living with. Don't ruin someone else's life because you just don't like something. You are more than welcome to move.
slimeking3 3
Get new roommates. People like that can't be good, marijuana isn't good either.
cootiequeen4444 11
Did you talk to them about the pot smoking first? Though I personally am not opposed to marijuana usage, I understand completely not wanting it in your living space. And I think you had a right to put your foot down. But if you just tattled to God knows who (hopefully not authorities right away) BEFORE talking to your roommates, I do not approve of that at all. I'm not saying you deserved having all your drinks contaminate, that is nasty and immature, but they did potentially have a right to be upset at you. On the other hand, if they kept smoking despite you requesting to them that they don't, **** 'em and leave or keeping reporting their pot smoking asses whenever they light up until they get evicted because you shouldn't have to tolerate illegal activities in your living space. especially depending on what career you have or want to have.... you shouldn't have to risk your future based on others choices (just saying cause there is always the slight chance that shit could go down and OP could have been dragged into it if OP 100% ignored the situation. I mean, I feel authorities might be skeptical if everyone was smoking pot except one (claimed they) didn't.
roryabester 8
stupid stoners they weren't supposed to tell you
species4872 20
Sounds like OP and the flatmates are about 5 years old with that shit.
gowaynow 2
say thank you and move on. snitches get stitches