Today, my college roommate tried to kick me out, because what I say makes her uncomfortable. We haven't talked for 3 months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Today, my housemate yelled at me because I'm "ignoring" her and it makes her feel "rejected and hated." Last week, she yelled at me for saying hello, and told me not to speak to her unless she spoke to me first, because she was "stressed out" and "can't be disturbed." I can't take her mood swings any more. FML
Today I knocked on one of my roommate's door and asked her to stop vacuuming since it's was late. She started to record me and went on a tirade about how none of the girls there respect her. She has previously tried to push two girls down the stairs. Her lease isn't up for 4 more months. FML
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML
Today, after months of my best friend telling me we were going to be roommates and moving to a new city together, with me trusting her, she ditched me because “everyone” told her not to live with me. She’s still moving, and we’re going to be in the same school and class. FML
Today, my mom chewed me out, because my brother has been complaining to her that I don't talk to him anymore since moving out. We've never talked much, even when we were sharing a place! FML
Today, at my high school reunion, my old bully tried to apologize but I told her to fuck off. She wouldn't leave me alone, so I purposely spilled my drink on her. I got kicked out. FML
Today, my roommate woke me up during afternoon nap to tell me that I need to move out. His reason: "Our political differences will likely escalate to violence." FML
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Top comments
allykaymorris 24
Silent but deadly. Apparently.
lui_pg 21
Kick her out for talking to you
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Comments (50)
allykaymorris 24
Silent but deadly. Apparently.
onlychildFTW 34
The silent ones are always the worst. No mercy from them.
iKeepThisReal 11
just like that guys fart in the more recent FML post
Kobeh 13
Maybe she kicked you out because you guys haven't spoken for 3 months
cameowhitten 12
or because of what op said to other people or on social media. it doesn't have to be directed at the roommate to make her uncomfortable.
lui_pg 21
Kick her out for talking to you
ehcanadianeh 15
Can't think of a good comment that would make it to the top :/
crudeandrudeguy 29
And yet comment you must... Maybe set higher goals in life
bandaidstations 28
This isn't ifunny. Comments are ordered by when they were made, not by popularity. You still managed to get buried though, so good job!! 1
chosha_fml 27
The top 2 most thumbed up are displayed first, though.
brezzyanna 17
Nope, it's in order of those posted
Rkikkas9713 25
Uh no. They're top comments because they have the highest number of thumbs. This only applies if they are original comments and not replies though.
Obito_Uchiha651 17
I think you're lost ifunny is the next app over
Ilmoran 20
I wonder if the comment order is different on the website vs the app, because the app is definitely order by who posted first, with no consideration on votes.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
That's what I'm thinking #33. I've only used the app and it's never been in order of most thumbed up. Always been whoever comments first.
leogachi 15
@33 The mobile site is the same as the app. The website also posts them in the order they were posted, but the two highest voted comments are displayed at the top of the comment section.
aperron96 18
iphones show the top two comments, while samsungs and androids do not. argument solved, you all just have different phones.
Psycocharger 19
That could be why? Talk to her about it more, OP :)
crudeandrudeguy 29
Obviously she can read your mind and finds your thoughts very disturbing, or she is off her meds. Sleep with one eye open if you want to live...
DoomedGemini 38
Could you have said something that made them not talk to you for that long and decide to kick you out?
HappyItalian 38
That's what I was thinking... Also it might be things that OP says in general but not to her specifically. It just seems a little strange.
tbro47 23
The eyes speak millions. Better watch what they say...
jerryj 27
Were you speaking in Mongolian by any chance?
plan_Z 14
Cross fml comment win for the day.
Rkikkas9713 25
I'm going to feel so bad for all of the people who see this in the future in Random. They're going to be so confused.
neuronerd 29
I came here to say that. Curse you for beating me to it!
l3g10n 10
lol yeah I was coming to say that too.
TheLadyOpal 30
Sometimes it's not what you say, but what you don't say.