Today, my roommate woke me up during afternoon nap to tell me that I need to move out. His reason: "Our political differences will likely escalate to violence." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, my new roommate, who seemed to get along with me just fine up until now, has requested to switch to a different room. Apparently, I was making racist comments in my sleep. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate got kicked out of his old house because he pulled a gun on his old roommates and threatened them. The reason? They nagged him about dishes he left in the sink. Well, only 10 months left on the lease. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Today, my college roommate tried to kick me out, because what I say makes her uncomfortable. We haven't talked for 3 months. FML
Today, my roommate served me with a two-week’s notice to vacate the apartment, the day before I leave for 10 days of working in a completely different city 150 miles away. FML
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, when a discussion with my roommate veered into politics, he made it clear he thinks I'm an instrument of his oppression because I'm not a communist. I pay rent and utilities, and buy groceries. He and his wife take up most of the space in the apartment and I keep the secret that she never stopped cheating. FML
Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
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Top comments
schwancy 2
Well at least he gave you the oportunity to escape before he released his crazy on you.
FarSide 23
To avoid a political argument, next time just change the subject to religion.
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Comments (66)
j4ym4n 2
most probably an excuse cos your a lazy wanker!
Kanvis78 0
If you voted for obama, he should have just suffoated you with a pillow while you slept.
jem12 0
oh wow. its just a lame excuse
Zebidee 9
The fact that he thought that was a reasonable course of action would be enough to have me packing my bags. I think you dodged a bullet. Possibly literally.
iron_chefITALY 0
politics is a touchy subject for gays
twist_of_fame93 0
27 wins.
_whisper_ 0
That's why it's best to avoid those subjects.
ArmenianPrincess 5
YDI for having an afternoon nap! lmfaoo!!!
paralyzingsilenc 0
LMAO 31 your comment made me crack up xD
chrstygrl06 10
Wow, what a psycho! You're better off not living there!
iron_chefITALY 0
33 u look psycho
gumzy 6
he asked you in a professional manner so be happy! Get out of there now ass hole! :)