Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
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Top comments
CoolRainbowdash 15
That's ******* nasty
smashmaster52 0
Cook her a meal with it and leave it for her to find
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Comments (149)
clutch1022 2
Wonder how many times ur roommate has done tht before and just cleaned the spatula without you knowing
mztiffany 0
Gross...make her breakfast with it
perry_sameh20 18
Ewww thats disgusting !!
nathanc3433 7
Maybe you should accidentally leave the door open so the cat "might" run away
stephanieeDawnx 0
My mom did that with my cat when I was 6....
msrabbit625 4
Seems like u need a new roomate... P.s that shit is gross
dorky_lette 5
haha i think we got the idea of how nasty the roommate is and what the roommate did.. i think we need to band together as a mob and chase her with pitchforks and torches
fingertips9 4
You need a new roommte
juwood 7
Kick her out and get a new roommate. One who can at least handle the simple upkeep of a cat without resorting to Neanderthal style behavior.
structuredchaoz 4
Wow!!!!! Dude time to download an eviction notice.
kickbs 4
kick bitches!