Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
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Top comments
CoolRainbowdash 15
That's ******* nasty
smashmaster52 0
Cook her a meal with it and leave it for her to find
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Comments (149)
mattorama 15
Stipulate no pets next time you choose a room mate. I couldn't stand living with animal feces chilling out in my house like that.
wittygirl 8
Have you thought About killing her? I think it's a good alternative for retaliation to this
eshie11 0
next time it gets dirty, clean it out and throw all of the cat shit in her bed (:
sandinthewaves 5
Kill it!!
vampire1618 5
1. Offer to make her dinner 2. Scrape the spatula just enough so big pieces cannot fall into the food. 3. Make a small plate of whatever it is, with the gross spatula for her. 4. Scrub the spatula like crazy then boil it for a while OR go out and buy a new spatula 5. Use the clean/new spatula to make a plate of the same dinner for yourself. 6. Enjoy the revenge silently. 7. Look for a new roommate.
salsa324 0
Ew that's just nasty!
dragonmaster2 0
now that's crappy
dadof2 4
use her toothbrush to clean it and leave them side by side so she sees it ( then go buy another one )
ivanhoe4u 3
I agree with previous posts. Cook her something with it. Or crap in the litter box for her to see it. Or put the spatula under her pillow.
Akharr01 5
Looks like you are having at shit for dinner..... Yum??
dragonmaster2 0
And piss gravy
Akharr01 5
Once again, yum