pvtcab
United States
Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
BrianP
Netherlands
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
oceangirl
United States
Get back here!
Today, I texted my flatmate to ask him when he would be paying his portion of the rent, since he has told me he would be late this month. He wrote back to inform me that he had moved out last night while I was away, and that he won't be paying me anything. FML
About2bhomeless
Priorities
Today, my roommate and I received a non-payment notice from our landlord, over a dishonored check that was used to pay the rent. I give my roommate money for my share and she handles the checks. Apparently, her trip to Puerto Rico was more important than paying rent. FML
fireenginemad
Vancouver, United States
Today, my roommate found an eviction notice on our door for unpaid rent. Our apartment building caught fire and we haven't been living there for well over a month because it was legally unlivable. Today was our first day back. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Theguyinthedark
Bangladesh
Roommate from hell #457
Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML
mackamuir
Gold Coast, Australia
Today, my roommate played a crazy April Fool's joke on me by not paying his rent this month. Good one. FML
Ted, E. Vic
United States
Today, my roommate admitted he spent his half of the rent money on a tattoo. It's all good though, we're just gonna get evicted. FML
Anonymous
Kettering, United Kingdom
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
Anonymous
And now, on Judge Judy
Today, I found out my roommates spent my rent money and told the landlord I never paid. I've paid my rent and theirs the past six months. My name's on the lease. FML
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the_gman 7
Either he's a freeloader or he's trying really hard to cough up the money for the rent.
bertoelmexicano 6
Facebook knows where your roommate is
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Comments (88)
Happy777 0
Asdf
ohSNAPyall 27
Don't worry about the rent, bro. I sold all your shit for a couple hundred bucks. You're good.
Istalkrexgar2000_fml 0
Pawn his bed? Really!?! Pawn everything he ******* owns til it equals the rent money.
cbdee 8
Assuming MIA roommate has anything of value, then yeah, sell what u can 2make his half, then still kick him out!!!
s14240sx 7
That's horrible! He's probably at the bar though....
EvangelinaGirl 0
Find a better room mate that'll support you.
Pendragon525 0
I had a roommate like that many years ago. Trust me, this is a sign of things to come; he's always going to disappear when the rent/bills are due.
damianpwns 5
Hes next to you, just in ninja mode!
iPoopChickens 0
Time for a new roomate. Unless he was out with an emergency then it's understandable.
fatman1970 25
This is why I've never shared a property.