pvtcab
United States
Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
BrianP
Netherlands
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
oceangirl
United States
Get back here!
Today, I texted my flatmate to ask him when he would be paying his portion of the rent, since he has told me he would be late this month. He wrote back to inform me that he had moved out last night while I was away, and that he won't be paying me anything. FML
About2bhomeless
Priorities
Today, my roommate and I received a non-payment notice from our landlord, over a dishonored check that was used to pay the rent. I give my roommate money for my share and she handles the checks. Apparently, her trip to Puerto Rico was more important than paying rent. FML
fireenginemad
Vancouver, United States
Today, my roommate found an eviction notice on our door for unpaid rent. Our apartment building caught fire and we haven't been living there for well over a month because it was legally unlivable. Today was our first day back. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Theguyinthedark
Bangladesh
Roommate from hell #457
Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML
mackamuir
Gold Coast, Australia
Today, my roommate played a crazy April Fool's joke on me by not paying his rent this month. Good one. FML
Ted, E. Vic
United States
Today, my roommate admitted he spent his half of the rent money on a tattoo. It's all good though, we're just gonna get evicted. FML
Anonymous
Kettering, United Kingdom
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
Anonymous
And now, on Judge Judy
Today, I found out my roommates spent my rent money and told the landlord I never paid. I've paid my rent and theirs the past six months. My name's on the lease. FML
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the_gman 7
Either he's a freeloader or he's trying really hard to cough up the money for the rent.
bertoelmexicano 6
Facebook knows where your roommate is
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Comments (88)
loserman67 36
Your new roommate sounds like a responsible, dependable individual -- NOT! Pay the rent, change the locks, keep any shit of his that might be in your possession, find a new roommate and collect their half of the money UP FRONT.....
Error504 6
Pay for both, but when he gets back, tell him how much he owes you for the rent you paid for him. Take something of his as collateral just so you can be sure he gets it paid off and never does it again :D
Red_Top01 12
Well That would have to suck, Move out?
allknowingbrony 5
If you payed it, the property is yours for that month, kick his ass out and find a new roommate.
joc47 7
Yeah I've been there.... Oh crap, roommate's home, gotta hide....
genesistafoya 0
never rent with a friend, stranger, not even cousins they will *** u over
keniger 12
Make sure his stuff is nowhere to be found too...