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Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10
Get revenge. **** in his milk.
DarkHelmet 10
that deserves an ass whoopin!!
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Comments (277)
safaeita 32
I'm wondering how come he deserves it ?? 2000 people are just crazy
Aerofresh 3
Oh no this is an instant ass whoopin. I'm sorry for my language but he needs to be drop kicked. Ugh nasty fool!
MoonChild5 11
Oh dear... there's only one solution. Revenge.
tolraisgrey 13
What's worrying is that 2970 people think he deserved it. Like...what????
Izabushel 65
I agree that's just disturbing.
hateevryone 15
Nasty MF. And who uses a condom for masturbating?
mrrossh 3
LoL he sounds like a master troll to me, I bet it isn't even semen in the condom.
Izabushel 65
I love the illustrated version. The size of the nipples on the girl on the cover of the Playboy magazine is amazing!
chika20 1
lol i would deffinately go for his toothpaste so he gets a special surprise in the mornings. Plus your revenge will last a while longer than what they did to you hahaha :}
TcheQ 12
Eww. Who gets turned on by playboy, seriously. Petite amateur girlfriend handjob
LaLince 40
Revenge is calling