Today, my road rage got so out of hand that I'm now actually inclined to honk obnoxiously at my computer when it's being slow. FML
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Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML
Today, I'm going cold turkey with my drinking and smoking habits. I'm so irritable, I seriously considered running down an old lady who was taking her damn sweet time crossing the road, then shooting the guy in the car behind me for honking at me like I was holding everyone up. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I get happy when I get attention from car drivers when they honk at me for driving too slowly. FML
Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Today, the horn in my car decided to malfunction. It honked continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway. FML
Today, I was running late for a meeting and wound up getting stuck in traffic, which started to stress me out to the point of road rage at no one in particular. When I finally arrived, the meeting had been cancelled. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
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Top comments
A07 48
Am I the only one wondering how OP honks at the computer?
medic_man 13
it'll probably respond better than the idiots on the road!
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Comments (76)
False_Stupidity 42
Had to hit YDI as soon as I saw road rage. Road rage causes accidents. I find that often road rage is caused by impatience to get to somewhere in a hurry, so usually ragers are the same people you see speeding. Also road ragers tend to do reckless things to try to get by the "slow" traffic and end up making the traffic even slower as people try to avoid having an accident with the rager.
kiaroxilles 8
OP here again. I had two comments but somehow I can't see them now. Anyway first of all, I was basically saying I'm not one of those psycho drivers that goes bat-shit crazy and screams, curses, and honks at people for no reason. I DO get frustrated at slow drivers, but I'm talking about people that go like 40 MPH on the freeway (65 MPH speed limit) and that I'm tempted to honk like crazy but for the most part, I won't. I'll just get around them when I can. I was explaining in one of my comments I am one of those people that does tend to get frustrated over small things that most people don't get upset about, but that's because I'm going through a stressful period in my life right now. Anyway, I posted the FML not expecting it to get posted. I honestly found it funny that when my computer was lagging, my first instinct was to HONK at it. I must have subconsciously compared that frustration to the same frustration I feel while driving behind slow drivers. Anyway, these comments made me laugh. People really get into depth about it. LOL.
Ray_of_midnight 23
I think maybe you should get some anger management classes or some counseling or something. Living with that level of anger is going to shorten your life.
tingtingmeg 12
You're an idiot
tman1985 9
I'd hate to see what you do when the google chrome rainbow rotating circle shows up
Dide9872 19
I know that feeling, OP. I was writing in pen once and my brain was telling me to delete my mistakes.
jwb8711 13
It's not road rage. It's idiocy
Chibi_Kitten 24
Atleast you only feel inclined to honk at your computer. Your computer can be glad that you aren't entertaining thoughts of running over it with the car.
Jaevwyn 17
Just in case you was not aware OP, the computer is not even closely related to raging on the road and you should probably talk to somebody about these 'rage' issues.
John_Egbert 6
Calm down, Gamzee...
xAmethystx 12
HOOOOONK.