Today, my right ear drum ruptured. My family doesn't understand that I only lost hearing in one ear and continues to talk about me behind my back, thinking I can't hear them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was yelled at by my mom because I didn't hear her. I'm only 16, but I swear, to some extent, I'm losing my hearing, I don't even know what from. I've told her this, but she can't hear out of one ear, so of course it wouldn't feel real. I do feel bad about it, but I haven't heard her every time this has happened. FML
Today, I found out that the doctors accidentally perforated my left ear drum performing a routine wax syringing. I was at the doctor's for a completely different reason, having crushed my pinky at the gym. They can't fix either and my finger needs surgery, which can't happen until next week. FML
Today, my excruciating ear pain turned out to be a bastard maggot eating away at all the vital things behind my eardrum. The doctor pulled it out, but I’m now permanently deaf in that ear and can’t balance. I fall if I try to stand or walk further than 5 feet. FML
Today, one of my ears randomly went deaf. I went to the doctor, thinking I had an ear infection or something. Turns out that your ears can go deaf entirely without reason, and I now have medication to take to see if I can get any of my hearing back in that ear. I'm only 26. FML
Today, I woke up to find out that my tinnitus has suddenly worsened. I used to be able to just ignore it, but now it's ridiculous. Almost everyone says I'm "too young" to have it, especially this bad. I say those people can go fuck themselves. FML
Today, something blocked my ear. I couldn't get it out, so I went to Urgent Care so I didn't pop my eardrums. Turns out my allergies made my ears stop draining. After they rinsed my ears, I can now hear almost nothing. FML
Today, I was teaching my two year-old daughter how to take a person's temperature. While I was sitting down, she came up behind me and shoved the thermometer in my ear hard. Now I can't hear out of my right ear, and I'm in excruciating pain. FML
Today, my roommate shouted his entire part of the conversation at the dinner table. He refuses to get his hearing checked, nor lower his voice, so now my ears hurt for the rest of the evening. FML
Today, as usual, my flatmate is so loud when talking face to face that my ears and head rattle. I can't say anything because how dare I suggest there's anything wrong with my roommate's hearing. Yet nobody else talks this loud. FML
Today, I asked my boss for a couple of days off to recover from a nasty ear infection which has left me hard of hearing. However, he didn't understand why that would affect my job and refused. I work in a telephone call centre. FML
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lakerfan8224 17
You just ruptured your ear and they're talking behind your back?
ramakanthsj 3
Use it to your advantage. Know the truths!
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Comments (75)
greeneye_fml 12
So say something to them.
buffy4eva 2
Oh god.... I once ruptured my ear drum.... I was screaming in pain.... And to have someone making you feel like shit is way worse... I'm so sorry :(
michaelaranda 28
My left ear drum ruptured and formed into a cyst. I had four painful surgeries. Go to the doctor sng get your ear checked out, you dont want surgery.
HeckYeah 2
When your eardrum ruptures, you don't automatically lose your hearing. Trust me, I've had ear problems all of my life, my ear drum rupturing every time I get an ear infection being one. However, even then, that doesn't give your family the right to talk about you behind your back. That truly sucks. Maybe pound their face in next time?
simsgirlgem 25
one ear is deaf your family are morons
Comoke1024 19
Use it to your advantage! "Hello Brother. Father told me what you said about me." etc. :)
wickedgetz 30
oh this is so perfect, you can eavesdrop without any effort and then use the recently acquired details to get back at them...(evil laugh)