Today, my pregnant sister has apparently always loved my boyfriend's name and wants to give it to her child. She expects me to break up with my boyfriend so "it doesn't get weird." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, I realized I hate my boyfriend's little sister enough to break up with him. FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, my little sister brought home her new boyfriend. He has an impressive job and is very charming and attractive. Apparently I'm the only one slightly bothered by the fact that he's 35 and she's 19. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
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Top comments
leo1106 15
I seriously hope it's the hormones talking. Otherwise, that's quite the nerve.
marcelmg 10
it doesnt get weird if she has an abortion.
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Comments (40)
Gameoftheombosis 6
Maybe you should dump him BEFORE you tell your sister to **** off. That way it seems as if knew about this very awkward situation all along. There's a backstory to this
inks98 14
Hmmmm is your sister single? If so maybe she has an ulterior motive *well done captain obvious*
shileka 2
I would assume you can't dump your sister?
maritime1992 5
Maybe he's the father. Who knows? it's 2016 after all. Morals don't exist.
JAB97 4
No problem OP just nod and agree. Then on the day of the birth, when your sister's out of it "help" her fill the birth certificate out.
Kimchiilady 4
Wow....I hope your sister really isn't trying to inform you she got knocked up by your boyfriend......Hopefully she is married or is with the father and is being a little dramatic. I would ignore her request, after you investigate whether or not your bf is the father of her baby.
Bearsmomma 30
Surely the name belongs to even more people than your boyfriend. What does she expect to do with them?
shadeslayer99 13
My sisters bf has my name. They've been dating for over3 years. It's not that weird.
Juls464 10
Tell her to be creative instead of giving him a old name, with the personality it seems she has she won't want to settle for it
VapeNation4Realz 4
Oh god no. He sister sounds like the type to name her kid North West.
CGPainting 0
Yeah I think your boyfriend is cheating on you with your sister Either that, or your sister is insane. But most likely option #1