Today, my pregnant sister has apparently always loved my boyfriend's name and wants to give it to her child. She expects me to break up with my boyfriend so "it doesn't get weird." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, I realized I hate my boyfriend's little sister enough to break up with him. FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, my little sister brought home her new boyfriend. He has an impressive job and is very charming and attractive. Apparently I'm the only one slightly bothered by the fact that he's 35 and she's 19. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
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Top comments
leo1106 15
I seriously hope it's the hormones talking. Otherwise, that's quite the nerve.
marcelmg 10
it doesnt get weird if she has an abortion.
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Comments (40)
saffy66 34
It's going to look even weirder if you break up with him right as she's naming the kid after him. Are we sure there isn't another reason she's asking? If not, tell her pregnancy hormones are no excuse for being a moron.
thearronaut 10
Oh, it's about to get weird alright. If I were you, I'd be demanding to check the bf's phone
cootiequeen4444 11
I'd go. "No. You can either (A) be original and not steal my boyfriends name or (B) You can live with the weirdness for as long as my bf and I are a couple which could be for as long as both of us lives. It is up for us to decide not some outside bitch (no offense but your pregnancy hormones are makin' you crazy). Those are the only options. There is no Computer. The end. Please don't meddle in my relationships unless legit abuse is going on. Not some ****** up, selfish reason likes yours. I would never do this to you. I mean for Christ's sake - there are probably millions of names out there. There can't just be only one name you REALLY like. Why don't you look for a name that sounds good and has a meaning that is significant to you" (well significant to her and the father? whom, by the way, I'd probably not your boyfriend. I've seen a pregnant person get a bug up their butt regarding a name for their child. I could totally see this happening with no cheating I'm the background. Shame on y'all for putting potential shade on the boyfriend who merely a victim of name thievery... I know a lot of guys whom would never give their son, their name. Not necessarily because they hate their name, but they are just not the Sr/Jr type.)
cats1234 15
That's a little weird...
ivanhoe4u 3
Tell her that you want to name your future child after her husband, because the child should have its dads name.
leo1106 15
I seriously hope it's the hormones talking. Otherwise, that's quite the nerve.
123Puppy 33
She’s so selfish...