Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML
Today, after spending thousands on 4 failed IVF attempts, my husband of 3 years told me he had a drunken one night stand last month with his ex, who he said he hasn’t spoken to in years, is pregnant with his baby. There goes our future together. I thought trust and being honest meant something, but obviously not. FML
Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML
Today, I got the results proving if my ex-girlfriend's kid was mine. The results came back negative and I can't have kids. This wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have 3 kids with my wife. FML
Today, I found I’m pregnant. I hooked up with my ex when my now boyfriend and I had broken up for a week. My ex doesn’t want kids. It’s most likely my ex's kid. My boyfriend has now proposed. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant and got excited. We’d never discussed kids before since we’ve only been dating a year, but I was so happy… until I told him, and his face just fell. I left after he drank himself unconscious and I’m now at my mum's house FML
Today, my husband is leaving me because he did a paternity test on our 4 year-old daughter and found out she’s not his. The night of my bachelorette party I drunkenly hooked up with two men so I don’t know who the father is. He doesn’t understand that I was drunk and that family isn’t about blood, it’s about love. FML
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Top comments
Olovio 5
If only you were a witch. You could just point your wand at your uterus and shout FETUS DELETUS!
SkardeyKat 3
I've been in a situation almost exactly like this. Think twice before making any decisions based on fear of the unknown. My children ended up being such a blessing and saved my life. And to think, I didn't even want them!
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Comments (56)
podsy 2
Man I feel your pain. This is exactly how I now have 2 beautiful children. P.s. I don't drink anymore. My children are the best thing to happen to me though.
somewizdom 15
I'm guessing he got you drunk to knock you up. Well played.
wazdog 4
You might be tempted but don't kill your fetus just because you were drunk, horny and careless one night.
Feklfekl2222 32
Why not? I'm sorry but abortions are legal for a reason
Zomg_Okay 27
42 - Its a matter of principal, not legality. Many people consider abortion as murder.
cutiepie1991 4
"You know how they say 'don't drink and drive', don't drink and bone..."
lvl19virgin 0
So get an abortion, duh. This shouldn't be an fml if it has an easy solution
LADiiL0KA24 11
Dumb bitch
mrwiggles5422 4
I'm sorry but i must say: bahahahahaha! that's what you get for not making him wear a jimmy. your motto should be "no balloon, no party" from now on.
firemedic919 0
guess that's what us get huh. better luck next time.
WCARlover 35
Well he got his wish
MeMoUpT 0
Lol that's why women shouldn't drink alcohol don't blame it on the alcohol blame it on yourself young one lmao
Feklfekl2222 32
Sexist and punctuation-phobic much?