Today, my patient had her call bell on. When I went to see what she needed, she replied that she was very itchy and could not reach to scratch the itch. I basically got called in to scratch my patient's crotch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML
Today, I was dry-walling a house when my butt started to itch. I bent over to scratch it on a piece of plywood, at which point the client's wife walked in and asked what the fuck I was doing. FML
Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my wife frantically saying something about her having scabies, and that I had to take her to the ER. It turned out to be eczema. FML
Today, I woke up with an extremely irritable rash around my crotch. I didn't want to full out itch it by putting my hands down my pants, so I itched it by putting my hand in my pockets. I got kicked off the train for "pleasuring myself in public." FML
Today, my thigh was itchy, so I went into a bathroom stall to scratch it. I, for some reason, moaned out loud while doing it. After that, the men's bathroom went completely silent. FML
Today, I once again had to tell one of my elderly patients not to grope me. He responded by throwing his bedpan at me. It was full. FML
Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML
Today, I felt an itch on my butt so I went to the bathroom to scratch it. It was actually a dried layer of skin that broke from years of wear and tear, and now every time I shit I feel immense pain for the next hour. FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, while I was shaving my nose started to itch. Guess which I shaved and which I itched. FML
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Top comments
yanksby7 6
So you're upset that some poor woman was so uncomfortable that she had to swallow her pride and press a button to get someone else to scratch a private area? Perhaps patient care is not the right field for you. F HER life, and grow up OP
cookie_crumble89 11
What you need is a "buttscratcher!"
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Comments (101)
Jewnut 0
ruberduckie 94.hopefully you get this since I can only leave single comments from my phone. I was in the hosputal for child birth. I needed sleep and all they let me have was 6 hrs in 4 days so yeah I asked for everything no matter what time it was. why don't you go back to your bitter job and wait on your patients cuz sometimes people in pain need that.
asherm 15
I used to work as a private duty/home health RN for a patient who had ALS. He was on vent (i had to read his lips when he spoke-not easy!) paralyzed, but could still feel sensation (ALS attacks the motor neurons but sensory neurons remain intact) so I had to glove up and scratch him plenty of times. Sure it's not fun to have to do, but put yourself in your patient's place.
harbqll 0
You were the one who decided to go to nursing school. YDI
Maysasa 1
Don't be such a heartless person; think about how embarressing it must be for her. Bring in such a bad state, that she has to call for someone else to scratch :/
agreedtodisagree 4
Let's be honest, nigga wanted a hand job!
kay_princess14 7
Better hope she doesnt have crabs
Dallasluver19 14
Well here are two positive positive things : You get to touch a crotch For money
Fmylife107 5
That patient has courage :( :(
Dallas00100 0
Who the **** is OP?!?
StromyG2 10
She had an itch that only you could scratch!