Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys and TV, and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah, they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I got home from a hard day and sent a project due tomorrow from my laptop. While I was in the bathroom, my parents took my laptop, which is all paid by me for no reason. I tried telling them multiple times that I have 3 projects due this week, but they said that's not a reason to stay on my laptop. FML
Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
Today, my friend went to go pick up some weed from her dealer. That same day her parents were searching her room, so guess who posted it through my letterbox so their parents wouldn’t find it. Unfortunately, my very religious parents found it and now think I'm being directed by Satan. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
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Top comments
maskedman 9
You should change you experiment to show how parents can go from zero to full retardation in about an hour. Will Smith had it right. Parents just don't understand.
DGross 8
wow... that sounds rather excessive for a little weed... Get it... because it wasn't marijuana I meant weed as it... nvm I'm going to lay of the bad puns for a while :-P
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Comments (205)
tdwprules623 0
how can you think it's a pot plant? they are easy to not got mixed up. maybe that's just easy for me cuz I love pot, lolll
Bellak23 0
well that totally sucks. but is funny maybe you shouldn't smoke pot lol
smartman136 8
ur parents r jerks tell them if they no wht pot looks like to go smoke it
peace0me 0
thats pretty funny. Why would your parents think that?
Frank155 5
THIS IS FAKE, I mean, are they blind?... and they didn't realize that it doesn't smell weed at all? WTF
Flamersplamer 0
if any of that stuff was actually bought by you, have them arrested for theft :)
darkpath 0
your parents are ******* retarded. tell them to take a lesson about marijuana before accusing you of anything.
marinewarrior77 0
Well you must have given them a reason to think that you are a pothead for them to react like that.
ImTheAlpha 30
My mom thought a friend was a pothead because she's chill and would rather snack and play video games than "normal" teenager things. Many people are stupid and paranoid enough to accuse you of anything.
sportzcrazy46 0
that really sucks!! I feel so bad for u!! your parents need to use the Internet to check out the plant before they do that! u should tell them to ask ur science teacher! fyl
SAFUSA89 0
That sucks man. My folks know I smoke pot and don't really care, its a shame that some people make it such a big deal... never mind the fact that it wasn't even ganj!