Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys and TV, and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah, they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I got home from a hard day and sent a project due tomorrow from my laptop. While I was in the bathroom, my parents took my laptop, which is all paid by me for no reason. I tried telling them multiple times that I have 3 projects due this week, but they said that's not a reason to stay on my laptop. FML
Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
Today, my friend went to go pick up some weed from her dealer. That same day her parents were searching her room, so guess who posted it through my letterbox so their parents wouldn’t find it. Unfortunately, my very religious parents found it and now think I'm being directed by Satan. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
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Top comments
maskedman 9
You should change you experiment to show how parents can go from zero to full retardation in about an hour. Will Smith had it right. Parents just don't understand.
DGross 8
wow... that sounds rather excessive for a little weed... Get it... because it wasn't marijuana I meant weed as it... nvm I'm going to lay of the bad puns for a while :-P
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Comments (205)
Awnonymous 4
Even if it WAS weed either one of those things they removed are more likely to harm you than weed.
simonsaysYDI 8
Yeah cause my bedroom door is just SOOOO dangerous rofl
itz_towelie 6
i got my hand caught in my bedroom door once... it kinda hurt...
tb15 0
don't start this debate
hatesvegans 0
they shoulda let u have sex with the weed first, heil hitler
Rimaa_fml 0
No offence OP but your parents are dumb. Why don't you like show them your presentation or something that you have written so they can understand.
dessaye 19
Removed your bedroom door? Hahahaha.
CharliePoops 0
FYL, also FYL for not getting to grow marijuana in science.
singalone 0
then how the **** are u writing this???
suzieq181218 0
fake. if they cut your Internet there would be no way that you could post this.
blastvortex 4
Pfft. That makes you wonder if they only said that because they intend to smoke it. They're going to be sorely disappointed....
rikard_fml 0
indeed
whobutme23 0
You're in Canada, don't all of y'all smoke weed anyway?
Squander 3
Marijuana's illegal here too. Just sayin'.
Gruv3r14 1
Praise the lord and pass the ammunition. YouTube it. Its a song by Serj, the lead singer of SOAD
hedgerow 0
wow, your parents are ignorant. btw how is having a cannabis plant wrong? is it illegal in your country?
ImTheAlpha 30
Most countries freak out and gø in full search of someone whø even mentions marijuana, like USA, Jamaica, England, etc.