Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys and TV, and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah, they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I got home from a hard day and sent a project due tomorrow from my laptop. While I was in the bathroom, my parents took my laptop, which is all paid by me for no reason. I tried telling them multiple times that I have 3 projects due this week, but they said that's not a reason to stay on my laptop. FML
Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
Today, my friend went to go pick up some weed from her dealer. That same day her parents were searching her room, so guess who posted it through my letterbox so their parents wouldn’t find it. Unfortunately, my very religious parents found it and now think I'm being directed by Satan. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
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Top comments
maskedman 9
You should change you experiment to show how parents can go from zero to full retardation in about an hour. Will Smith had it right. Parents just don't understand.
DGross 8
wow... that sounds rather excessive for a little weed... Get it... because it wasn't marijuana I meant weed as it... nvm I'm going to lay of the bad puns for a while :-P
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SomeRandomGuy18 0
Was it a tomato plant? They look extremely similar.
PrinceTwilight17 0
You're either.. A. A very smart person with dumbass parents... B. A very dumbass kid with dumbass parents C. That plant was marijuana and you're sad they found out. D. This post is a lie. I vote for C or D. Parents aren't this stupid.
kk2krazee 0
Right and who doesn't know the smell of marijuana... they supposedly know how the plant looks so why the **** don't you know how it smells (considering it does not have to be burned to generate it's distinguished odor).
ImTheAlpha 30
Many people are this stupid. Sørry to tell you and break your faith in humanity.
MangeMoi_fml 0
Uhm, moving out would be just as dramatic as the parents' reaction. Nobody moves out for shit like that. Be foreal and shut the **** up.
Anon17564 3
If I discovered my parents distrusted me and were prepared to impose such harsh sanctions as this over something they merely suspect... Then I'd be out of there at the first available juncture. If possible, I'd provide decisive evidence that I was not growing the stuff, and then I'd leave unless I got a heartfelt apology. Once again, even if it was weed, the parents here are morons anyway and have reacted disproportionately. The fact that your proof is being ignored too makes your position wholly untenable.
richjumba 0
if they cut the internet how are u on FML?
evilpieboy 0
so hes on this website with no internet?
tb15 0
I just want to say before-hand. please nobody start the legalization debate. if you do, you might get the comments deactivated and none of us want that
Waffle_Fry 0
That's ok. My parents did all that because they thought I was too anti-social and don't know how to converse with other people.
awkard576 0
Are they like... weird? That's all I have to say... Which kinds of ****** up people would confuse your science project with a marijuana plant? urg, i would be enraged.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Some plants look like it even though they're totally unrelated. For example, yucca root makes a delicious root that has all sorts of uses in cooking, and yet the leaf looks so much like marijuana that to this day I don't dare planting it in my little veggie garden, by fear of my idiot neighbors assuming stuff and spreading rumors and annoyance...
BeatNik169 3
I suppose there was no way to explain that.
bfree2009 0
Then how the **** are you posting this?