Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys and TV, and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah, they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I got home from a hard day and sent a project due tomorrow from my laptop. While I was in the bathroom, my parents took my laptop, which is all paid by me for no reason. I tried telling them multiple times that I have 3 projects due this week, but they said that's not a reason to stay on my laptop. FML
Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
Today, my friend went to go pick up some weed from her dealer. That same day her parents were searching her room, so guess who posted it through my letterbox so their parents wouldn’t find it. Unfortunately, my very religious parents found it and now think I'm being directed by Satan. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
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Top comments
maskedman 9
You should change you experiment to show how parents can go from zero to full retardation in about an hour. Will Smith had it right. Parents just don't understand.
DGross 8
wow... that sounds rather excessive for a little weed... Get it... because it wasn't marijuana I meant weed as it... nvm I'm going to lay of the bad puns for a while :-P
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Comments (205)
laddiebastard 0
try explaining? like what kind of parent just take shit out of nowhere and dosent ask for explanations?....that's totally weird
themajorstoner 0
Just prove that it is not a pot plant pot plants have crystals all over them and they smell very strong in a good way
doofus 0
talk to them...
eastside09 0
yo marijuana ain't the way to go I mean come if u guna do somethin do the good stuff. iight
Cazly_420 0
That is the good stuff, moron.
toto365 0
your parents are dumb asses and u need a special light to grow dem
ultimatespinach 0
they were probably high when they thought that
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Wow, FYL. :( Your parents are idiots. Can't you show them some proof that it's a school project? There has to be something. (Though by now they most likely already destroyed the plant anyway.)
endoLG42o 0
haha that's funny. i'll take care of your plant for you
KGirl123 3
your parents fail!
AJ7777777 0
Hahaha fyl :P