Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while talking to my parents, I dropped an ordinary drinking glass. After I apologized and cleaned the mess, they told me that they had decided that if I couldn't be careful at home, I certainly couldn't be careful on the roads. They took away my keys. I'm 19. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML
Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML
Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML
Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
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ShelbyyCakess 0
strict patents. fyl OP
Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0
but you could go home drunk and they might think you were having an attack :)
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Comments (215)
ant1078 7
time to start drinking for real :p
ninja_kid 0
They took your door? What kind of parent takes your door XD
Mommytocoby7711 0
Lol my parents used to, but then I just started doing things naked haha
ragzy 7
That's funny and scary that you did that and your user ne has mommy in it! I do love it though!
ramseyrutherford 2
mine
victor69er 0
i have snake bites :)
demonchick 0
where'd that come from the story? lol
x_messyjessy_x 0
wow a snake bit you cool!!
bthomas0319 2
What's chronic vertigo? Thumbs up this comment(:
Mirorbo 27
Darling, this isn't youtube. No one's going to thumb you up for asking. And chronic vertigo is as it sounds. Chronically getting the feeling of vertigo. You could Google it yourself, but I know that takes a lot of effort for your poor little typing fingers to handle.
Mirorbo 27
What is it with parents forgetting their own child's conditions?
TylersMB 0
so your parents are just stupid?. hmm..
sicofthsht 1
Are your parents even aware of this problem you're having? Have you tried talking to them about it? This actually worries me... If you were my son/daughter, I would be wanting to know how long this has been going on and how soon I would be able to get you an appointment to see the Dr. I'm sorry.
thebestof1984 0
It says they know....
Katy326 10
The op says it's a condition their parents know about.
iownyou777 0
I imagine he's been diagnosed due to the fact he knows he has it. dumbass
sicofthsht 1
Yeah, I kind of noticed that part AFTER I posted my comment so # 42... Don't be such a dick!
Zombieslayer1 0
Hey, no need to be calling people names. Sometimes things don't quite register the first time you read an fml.
JokerJohn7 0
OP clearly states that her parents knew of her condition
emiliewhlrs402 0
wowww! u shouldve been drinking! atleast u wouldve got into trouble for something you actually did!!!! [:
RudyG3A 3
what is your fb?
peacelovepugs 7
?
jaipie 4
I would had slapped my parents for that
wisericky 12
and then OP's parents would take the walls.
dgr8ing 0
baaahaaha I love that, take the walls!!
kaileb 7
so how did you post this with no iPod?
boatkicker 5
a computer?
Moobug 4
I'm with the boatkicker on this one.
CrashTheNinja 4
boatkicker and moobug are the best names... xD