Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML
Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend has covered his windows in heavy-duty garbage bags, all the while complaining that his apartment has no view. In our old place, which did have a view, he always kept the blinds closed and never opened the windows more than 2 centimeters. FML
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Top comments
1waytoolive 1
Maybe he has got a cold from bird watching all night.
m1k30d 6
Oh dear God.
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m1k30d 6
Oh dear God.
Deamoner 0
O.o
rexgar2000 10
are you hot?? if you are I totally understand lol
rexgar2000 10
sorry this comment was ment for the OP I dont know what happened
rexgar2000 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
if she's hot I can understand >;)
baconftw 9
Next time you see him there throw an orange at his window.
Kyzahhh 7
So that is where the party's at
margie2194 12
I'm sure that there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this. Maybe he goes bird watching with the binoculars, cleans up bird poop with the tissue.... Not quite sure how to explain the vaseline...
AndreKanaan 6
Dry lips?
ienjoithinqs 0
But vaseline is to thick to ********** with O.o
abbyelizabeth 9
He was obviously bird watching, then had to sneeze, then his lips got chapped. Duh.
abbyelizabeth 9
He was obviously bird watching, then had to sneeze, then his lips got chapped. Duh.
abbyelizabeth 9
He was obviously bird watching, then had to sneeze, then his lips got chapped. Duh.
DinosaursAreCool_fml 8
Why does he need binoculars to see you if you can see all that stuff just fine? He must be bird watching.
Keyman1212 14
Bird ****: It's hardcore.
mb2_native 15
what she should do is pretend she's gonna get dress, and when she sees him with his binoculars, throw him the finger and call the cops for invasion of privacy :p
chell1894 13
I'd call the police..
demarcusT 0
Get curtains that on the outside when they're closed reads: u mad bro?
MissBunnyWillEat 11
Every1luvsboners is your next door neighbor?!
SpicyDuck 22
I was expecting a dirtier comment from #69
plasmicmac 6
41-that's sad.
SPD935 5
MissBunny, If you were my neighbor there is a possibility you may find the same items on the ledge of my window. ;-)
matt5217 4
maybe he was bird watching and had a stuffy nose?
cuddlebunny3548 11
I know, I could only imagine :o
Georgieeporgiee 9
That would freak me out loads! Never open your curtain again hahax
cnastydawg 0
He beats his meat to the woman on the other side of the street
trgower13 0
That is why london is so screwed up!
ImFrackinBored 13
?_?
LiyIa_fml 8
I would mess with his mind and make him think you're a crazy pshyco path who is also skitzofrenic (I can't spell that word if my life depended on it)
VikingPrincess19_fml 9
1- My thoughts exactly
alqahtmm 0
************ time
GodsLittleMistak 8
Woah...I'd confront him about it,that's a total violation of your privacy and he shouldn't get away with it. FYL
GrammaticalNazi 2
OP should keep the blinds closed for a while, stop shaving, open curtains, and voila!
briannaahhhh 0
you would know
ck11_fml 1
well... if you're hot and you're getting naked in front of your window on a regular basis, what do you expect? altho if I was him, I'd actually try to get you in bed
annajane 0
That sucks.
Bravo11 14
He likes to go bird watching. The outdoors make his allergies act up so he needs tissues. Vaseline to help him breathe better. F his life for not being able to enjoy an outdoor activity in full.
olpally 33
Number 2 I love your profile pic! I have 2 pugs :D
ThreeSheetsGone 12
XXXTreme Birdwatching?
emmagillespie24 11
Yes, that is defiantly it
NeonPopRocks 14
Olpally- I also have 2 pugs!
cookie_3008 4
Ewww!!! O.O Perv!!!!
olpally 33
Pedobear on the loose...yikes..
MyLifeIsWierd 12
Next time op changes just as shes about to take her shirt / pants off turn around look at him then close the blinds
fatme2012 7
Some blinds will take care of that YDI.
Rico_Mal1116 0
It's not what you think!! He cleans his binoculars with Vaseline on his balcony, and cleans up with tissues!!
KatieSturgeon143 0
Says the person with the picture of two dogs kissing...
worlds123dumbest 4
261- Baby animals that look like they're kissing are cute. Not perverted. Wtf went through your mind when you saw that picture? O.O
1waytoolive 1
Maybe he has got a cold from bird watching all night.
ihasbrains 10
And the Vaseline is to lubricate...his nose!
daphish 10
That's exactly what Vaseline is for.
zukinihudini 0
Yeah dont be so full of yourself, hes probably jacking of to the birds
Puddings 3
Exactly what I was thinking
jefffluffingham 5
and the vaseline? get your boyfriend/any guy really/a male prostitute to come to your house and wait near the window. wear sexy clothes. when you see him, wink and let the guy give pervy perverson the pervth a naked dance. with scarves. then contact the police. and probably advise him a water based lubricant is more efficient. for when he eventually ends up in prison.
daphish 10
Eew
bishop76_fml 0
I call BS. No one uses vaseline.
kira74 6
Don't change in front of the window and use your curtains.
newlove_fml 0
Exactly! I mean, it's not okay for OP's neighbor to be a peeping Tom, but if OP has been changing in front of her window with the curtains open every night, she was kind of asking for it. I know some times curtains don't match the decor of the bedroom, but at least have the decency to go to another room or, if nothing else, just not in front of that window.
zombicidal 11
a lot of people on this site have death note related pictures
kira74 6
Well that's because Death Note is epic!
zombicidal 11
I definitely agree
Lstands4LOSER 0
I wonder if OP is a girl or a boy.. That just makes things a little weirder.
kira74 6
I never said the OP had to go into a completely different room, I said to not change directly in front of the window. That doesn't completely change the way the OP lives and neither does closing the curtains/blinds. The police can only do so much, by the way.
remfire 0
This man, or woman, has simple pleasures, what's the big deal!
kira74 6
Actually I change in another room anyways so yes and I am female. Also ignoring the problem is a good idea in my opinion, unless the neighbor is a complete psycho and attacks the OP or something. That's when OP should call the cops and get a restraining order!
koolkat911 0
Mabey hes watching birds, and has a cold... I've got nothing for the vaseline.
glitterme 5
Well by blowing your nose so much your nose get red and you need vasiline to sooth dry red skin
lajaynay 15
Puffs soothes red noses!
Epic_Phale615 0
Maybe he convienently placed the vaseline there because he burnt his fingers eating... HOT POCKETS!
ruthfus 4
a cold makes you get dry lips?
Cinn_fml 23
Simple; get some curtains or blinds and/or stop getting changed in front of a window.
littlemissgrace 15
Nobody likes you. Just stfu.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
At least she's not a bitch. I like her comments. There's nothing wrong with this comment either. That's really all OP has to do to repair the situation. Although, depending on where she (he?) lives, the neighbor might have been checking out somebody else in his view. She should get a furry costume and put on a sexy show for him.
Cinn_fml 23
Littlemissgrace, go and talk to all those guys your profile asked to check you out on facebook, because I don't think you're going to do well here. Mainly because if the haters/trolls continue, I'm gonna go all Kay on their asses and prove Shrooms' first sentence wrong. Thanks, Shrooms. And Dougelo, I agree.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
I don't understand why Cinn seems to have so many haters. She's never mean, and she always posts a comment that could be helpful for the OP. Plus, she's not a ******* idiot like half of the people on this site are. Eh, I just don't get it.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
63, There's no logic to it, but it's pretty simple. Some random dumbass picks a person at whom to fling an unwarranted insult, and everybody else just jumps on the bandwagon because that's just how they get their jollies.
iEthan 5
Don't hate on Cinn. Shes probably one of the most intelligent people on this site. Ive seen her for years, Hop off her back.
SeasonedLemur 5
I remember having some good convos with cinn a while back she's inteligent funny and level headed. 31 I've had no previous encounters with you but I already hate you.
MegaTroller_fml 5
Cinn can beat the shit out of you, littlemissgrace. Grammatically and physically, you bitch.
twilight_lupus 13
I don't get why people hate cinn either. Cause frankly I love her comments half the time I enjoy them more then the actual FML. XD
ShroomsOnAcid 17
You're the only one that doesn't like Conn, 31. I guess you must have correctly referred to yourself as "nobody".
ShroomsOnAcid 17
* Cinn, stupid auto correct.
19eightyeight 4
I hate cinn too! Nah I'm kidding. Cinn's awesome. :)
DocBastard 40
Littlemissgrace, you're a disgrace.
pondermuse 5
giggity giggity goo...
XXXsceneXXXkidzX 5
As much as i wanted to i did not thumb your comment up so that it would stay at 69.
MwahFMLS 6
Who else but quagmire?!
andromeda335 9
Masturbation station...
stormchaser24 24
He is bird watching and he has a cold. Easy to explain. Lol. FYL but get some curtains.