Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while talking to my parents, I dropped an ordinary drinking glass. After I apologized and cleaned the mess, they told me that they had decided that if I couldn't be careful at home, I certainly couldn't be careful on the roads. They took away my keys. I'm 19. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML
Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML
Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML
Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
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ShelbyyCakess 0
strict patents. fyl OP
Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0
but you could go home drunk and they might think you were having an attack :)
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Comments (215)
masonboy15 0
-_-" at least u had a door and a ipod ... i never had a door or ipod
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
an easy solution: ********** a lot. that will force them to return the door at least.
NeverGiveUp97 6
I've had my door taken away...
betty4ever 0
shit happenz
angryyute 4
I have a form of vertigo and I know how it is. your parents need to read up on vertigo and it's symptoms
Yblek 1
my parents took my door one time too lol
briannakruc 2
wait how did you write this fml
5t3ff1k4h 47
Well, there's this new invention called the computer. I'm not sure if you've heard of it... not many people have. I hear it's very useful when trying to use the internet for whatever reason.
BellaMarta 19
Ha, Freaky Friday moment.
QWERTYCommander 5
My motto is "If you can't trust me, then you can't have me." You should probably take this to heart, OP.
sbjc2004 0
Can ur parents not smell?? If not,they make OTC drug and alcohol piss tests.