Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, my parents told me off for reading, as opposed to watching TV like the rest of the family, because it was "anti-social". FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML
Today, I had to be the responsible adult and take my parents' phones away. Most of their time is spent on social media and low-quality brainrot. FML
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML
Today, my mum dismissed my diagnosed schizophrenia as "too much time with those earphones in". FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML
Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML
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Top comments
rockarolln89 0
anti-social? ...yea, that's why crowds in the thousands go to concerts, and why friends crank their favorite songs in the car and sing along with it... i'd vote fyl, but i think i feel worse for your parents... for being gullible, ignorant twits. so... f your parents' lives.
stephaniegeezy 0
Parents can be so idiotic. Fyl OP, I would hate to get my music taken away. At least you can sing in the shower or something. It's better than nothing (:
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Comments (140)
devituz 0
That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard
Pandattack 0
oh my God, my parents always make me take off my headphones when I'm around people they know or at the store
gunman15 4
those people are wrong music is a expression of the soul no one should take that away from you
aznmex21 3
where the hell in cali is this? good thing no school down here in socal doesnt see music that way
dan_117 0
That a double negative. You just said every school in so cal see's music as a gateway to antisocial behavior.
ColdGold 6
Your behavior must have proved that correct.
Panzer_Panda_fml 0
Damn! you really have to live in the US to have parents believing that kind of crap
Bludmagnus 13
Wow.... there is only one thing to say about that... Your parents and their group are ****** up. Also, Panzer_Panda.... that is not just in the United States that that kind of crap is believed. ... but then... California, unlike Texas, isn't a whole other country... it's an entirely different planet.
SixStringsUnder 0
I can't even begin to tell you how much I think that is total and complete bullshit.
ollio412 0
did they find ur **** stashed on it too?
maplephreek324 0
Seeing as your parents still go to those stupid "parent ed" classes, you must be around 8-10th grade. Assuming you have siblings, I guess your parents are in their 40's or 50's. That means when THEY were teenagers, they were listening to Black Sabbath and the Sex Pistols. They turned out to be somewhat respectable people, yes? So why the hell are they listening to someone else rant about how children are fragile and emotional? Why are they listening to someone else when they should be confronting their children about useless crap like this? Parents nowadays don't know how to raise their kids. If they knew any better, they'd know that people more likely than not get together because of music interests.
shadowolf1120 8
FYL op, lol i was antisocial before i even got my ipod