Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and mother started supplementing my newborn son with formula, because they are such control freaks and don't like my son getting attached to me. He was doing very well while exclusively breastfed according to the doctor. But it looks like my happiness or my son's well-being is of zero importance. FML
Today, my husband was disgusted by me expressing breast milk while we were in the shower together. This is the same man who thinks it's funny to pee on my legs because, "It'll wash off." FML
Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML
Today, I got pissed after my boyfriend tried mansplaining breastfeeding to me. I’ve nursed two children of my own, stocked and sustained two big freezers full, and still had leftovers to donate to preemies. He tried saying pumping "doesn’t increase supply" and that I just “got lucky” making so much. FML
Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML
Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML
Today, it was my brother's wedding so my mother-in-law was taking care of my 8-month-old son. When I came back to our room to check how things were going, I saw her "breastfeeding" my child. She said it was the only way to calm him down because he didn't have a pacifier. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, my mother-in-law said, "I just find I'm not at all confident bottle feeding a baby, as I breastfed all of mine." Thank you for making me feel like s*** for me decision to bottle feed. FML
Today, I sent my husband out for baby formula and cocoa butter to soothe my boobs from breastfeeding. He came back with powdered milk and deep heat rub. AND he still wanted praise for at least having tried to get what I asked for. I would kill him, but I need his wages while I'm on maternity. FML
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Sierra_Rose_1 4
its your kid . tell him to get over it , you're the one that had the baby and not him .
exil5 2
Somehow I think he's either the stupidest guy on earth or he's joking.
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Comments (263)
SamanthaCassieL 10
My boyfriend and mom and I were talking about giving birth. Tell your hubby the same thing my mom told my boyfriend: pick up a 5lb and a 10lb bag of potatoes, then imagine pushing that out of a ******. Not fun. You pushed him out, you decide how he eats. Only fair.
mrshutcherson123 3
Haha.
alera_fml 12
Sounds like a peach. I hope he isn't always like that, or maybe it's time to kick his ass to the curb.
GabyAli17 6
I say you should leave his ass if he's going to be acting like that. No one should be treated like especially when you have a new born it can affect the baby emotionally too.
Ozuru 11
I bet he loved your son crawling out of your ******. Practically having sex!
thunter2000 2
Did he not know where the baby came out of you?
redmnky21 8
he needs counseling and u need a divorce!
kaymi 17
Adult Nursing Relationship is what he is needing. Guess you better breast feed him too, he is acting like he is the baby!
Lynabear 0
I think we can all tell who was a bottle baby...
MrArmy 1
Your husband has issues.
SimplyEerb 3
Is he... mentally stable? O_o
flutter4 7
Doesn't sound like it lol