Today, my older brother called me ugly, and so I used the classic comeback ''It's not nice to talk about yourself like that." He responded by cutting the strings to my violin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
Today, I went bowling with my family. When my brother went up to buy a drink refill, the guy at the counter kindly refilled it for free and told him that he thought I was pretty. My dad laughed and shouted, "Pretty ugly!" FML
Today, I got into a major fight with my parents over my younger brother stealing from me. Their response was to get angry at me for my "tone" with them. My brother is 18 with an obvious drug problem, but my tone is the problem. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for fighting with my younger brother. Not because she wanted us to stop, but because my brother couldn't find a good comeback to my argument. FML
Today, I was practicing the piano. My brother told me that if I loved him, I would stop. FML
Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML
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Top comments
SpreadTHEKILLER 14
What the **** is his problem? You better have him pay up for new strings.
KhaleesiDannie 26
A classic case of being able to dish out out but not being able to take it sorry OP
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Comments (74)
SPN_lover666 27
Tell your parents what he did and hopefully they will make the little shit pay for new strings
Firestar268 25
Totally worth it (not the string cutting, I mean the comeback)
mswim 27
No, not the strings! I'd beat him up if he had cut my violin strings. Those things are expensive!
CharlotteColeman 6
That's ****** up. make him pay for new ones
NakedandAfraid 14
How immature. He's your OLDER bro; he should know better.
evank98 10
Classic or lazy/childish?
Witchylady 18
Cut up his clothes.
loubabe69 19
So brother can dish it out but can't take it, wow! Childish.
RKDxNT3000 10
what a dick.
GhostFox 34
I've heard that violin strings make great garrotes. Or was that piano string? More seriously, your brother sounds like the type of person who winds up in prison for murder and your parents need to check his behavior before that happens. I hope your parents are decent human beings and make him recompense you in some manner.