Today, my mom yelled at me for fighting with my younger brother. Not because she wanted us to stop, but because my brother couldn't find a good comeback to my argument. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML
Today, my mom chewed me out, because my brother has been complaining to her that I don't talk to him anymore since moving out. We've never talked much, even when we were sharing a place! FML
Today, my mom got angry that I won't give her the funds necessary to send my little brother to military school. She wants to send him because he caught her cheating on our dad and punched her in the face. FML
Today, my mom and I got into a fight about a topic we agreed on. Seems like we're destined to never get along. FML
Today, I got into a major fight with my parents over my younger brother stealing from me. Their response was to get angry at me for my "tone" with them. My brother is 18 with an obvious drug problem, but my tone is the problem. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
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NostalgiaFreak9 43
I wonder who the favorite is here.
PotatoFarmer69 8
Did you even read what it says
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Comments (9)
mt21mt 15
Grow up. Maybe help your little brother with something, instead of being an obnoxious twat.
PotatoFarmer69 8
Did you even read what it says
RichardPencil 32
You scored a TKO!
Lobby_Bee 18
LOL! Love this comment!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I wonder who the favorite is here.
mt21mt 15
Your life sucks, because your mom doesn't want you bullying your little brother? Get real.
TheEpicWario 26
Yes, because arguing with people is the same as bullying. I suppose next thing you'll say is that if a couple argues with each other, it means one of them is guilty of domestic abuse?
jediloader 12
I guess that's what you get for being so witty
gobiteme2 34
What ever happened to the phrase, l told you so.