Today, my older brother called me ugly, and so I used the classic comeback ''It's not nice to talk about yourself like that." He responded by cutting the strings to my violin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
Today, I went bowling with my family. When my brother went up to buy a drink refill, the guy at the counter kindly refilled it for free and told him that he thought I was pretty. My dad laughed and shouted, "Pretty ugly!" FML
Today, I got into a major fight with my parents over my younger brother stealing from me. Their response was to get angry at me for my "tone" with them. My brother is 18 with an obvious drug problem, but my tone is the problem. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for fighting with my younger brother. Not because she wanted us to stop, but because my brother couldn't find a good comeback to my argument. FML
Today, I was practicing the piano. My brother told me that if I loved him, I would stop. FML
Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML
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SpreadTHEKILLER 14
What the **** is his problem? You better have him pay up for new strings.
KhaleesiDannie 26
A classic case of being able to dish out out but not being able to take it sorry OP
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Comments (74)
MorbidInsanity 11
Ahh. Brotherly love.
Jachin357 28
Open a can of whoopa$$ on that mothafu**a
everythingelena 28
well glad he took the mature route after your comeback. sorry that happened OP
OverBlossomed 22
You should whip his ass with the cut strings!
MiaTheMartian 21
oh my god I would be soooooo mad! Strings aren't cheap! Someone already beat me to saying this, but whip him with cut strings, that shit hurts!
IchigoDeathGod 14
0-100 real quick
tranced_ 45
omg I have the exact same kind of an evil older brother who used to call me ugly and told me that I'll never find a girlfriend, and if I ever did, he would steal her from me :( unfortunately he looks all rad and persuasive .. sort of a womaniser in a nutshell.. he also competes with me and has to argue on every single thing ! if I write a poem , he will make it his own, if I find something interesting, he came up with that ;( I don't think there's a permanent solution to this. you can try to avoid him, or just dont speak with him.
DoomSkuller 28
Older yet less mature. Sad.
AleyahRose123 6
What a dick, make him pay for new stings!!!!
bellydancer82 15
Damn, I'd be pissed, strings are expensive (unless they're Red Label..) hope he paid for you to get new strings!! Also, it sounds like he has anger management problems, maybe some therapy would be good for him.