Today, my older brother called me ugly, and so I used the classic comeback ''It's not nice to talk about yourself like that." He responded by cutting the strings to my violin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
Today, I went bowling with my family. When my brother went up to buy a drink refill, the guy at the counter kindly refilled it for free and told him that he thought I was pretty. My dad laughed and shouted, "Pretty ugly!" FML
Today, I got into a major fight with my parents over my younger brother stealing from me. Their response was to get angry at me for my "tone" with them. My brother is 18 with an obvious drug problem, but my tone is the problem. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for fighting with my younger brother. Not because she wanted us to stop, but because my brother couldn't find a good comeback to my argument. FML
Today, I was practicing the piano. My brother told me that if I loved him, I would stop. FML
Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML
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Top comments
SpreadTHEKILLER 14
What the **** is his problem? You better have him pay up for new strings.
KhaleesiDannie 26
A classic case of being able to dish out out but not being able to take it sorry OP
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Comments (74)
Mathalamus 25
that's kind of why you shouldn't do that.
Tripartita 45
It's a wonder the tradition of taking out loans in your child's name never caught on quite like Santa.
domolovesyoshi 33
Wrong FML mate
LPac5295 27
Wow. Sounds like he needs an attitude adjustment. Sorry about your violin OP.
luvlu444 24
he cut your violin strings, you should cut his hair while he sleeps. just to get even. good luck OP lol
flying_chicken13 9
'Lonely girl selling violin, no strings attached'
beeriah17 14
This made my night. you da real mvp ?
stitesy29 18
Accidentally hit YDI. Pretend there's one less person saying YDI. As a violinist myself, i think you should kick his ass
SecundusSecunda 27
Time to give him 60 lashes with your strings.
KestrelGirl 15
FYL OP. That's one insane overreaction. As a violinist myself, though, I think it's fortunate that he only snapped your strings, because those can be replaced!
Kevin5475845 15
cut the cables to his car's speakers if he he have a car
BlobfishUnite 14
How autistic does he have to be to do something like this?
Mynamewontfi 40
I don't know anyone with autism who would do that. Oh, were you using autism as an insult? That makes you an idiot.