Today, while reading out loud in front of my entire class and teacher, I learned that I can't pronounce the word 'success'. It came out as 'sex', and when I tried to correct myself more slowly (multiple times), it came out 'sexsex'. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, in class, I volunteered to read a poem out loud. I accidentally said "circumcised" instead of "circumscribed". I don't think I"ll be volunteering to read anything more. FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, I have learned a lot of "big" words from reading so much, but can actually only pronounce about half of them correctly. FML
Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary school children I forgot the second verse to my song and let out an F*** word with the microphone still up to my face. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, while thinking about something cringe I did, I accidentally said, "Oh fuck!" aloud during someone's speech. The room besides me and the speaker was otherwise quiet. FML
Today, I learned that I've been saying a word wrong my whole life and all my friends have been too polite to correct me, when I found out that "Segue" and "Segway" are pronounced the same. FML
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Dave_Davington 34
Sounds like a very unsexsexful presentation.
RichardPencil 32
Slow down and say, "suck sex." There! That's better!!
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Comments (23)
TheSovietOnion 21
Well some like to give on Christmas more than others
Liongoddess8 18
On here, you have to start every post with 'today' and end with 'fml'. It doesn't necessarily mean that it actually happened today.
Cali 57
If you look at the date you'll see that this was submitted on the 19th. Sometimes the submissions get backed up for a few days!
Colon_Man 17
I get backed up, sometimes, too. That's usually when I get to catch up on FML! XD
Dave_Davington 34
Sounds like a very unsexsexful presentation.
RichardPencil 32
Slow down and say, "suck sex." There! That's better!!
Colon_Man 17
Classic Freudian slip. That's when you say one thing while thinking about a mother.
Mowmee 14
It's okay, I think everyone knew what you were talking about. Probably one other person would pronounce it that was too:).
OysterPearls 33
I would have just said "achievement" or something along those lines after the first couple of unsuccessful attempts, haha.
TheSecretShadow 13
You mean unsexsexful
jmccorma 2
Even during successive attempts?
TheGr8Penguino 0
Either way, you can't say success without succ.
ApplePie1994 27
I relate to the username.
lauren_5904 1
Just say "suck sex". Win win!
xxDeeStar 27
It's actually "suck-sess".