Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend randomly decided to let me know that he believes there's really no such thing as cheating, unless both partners explicitly agree that the relationship is monogamous. And no, he wouldn't agree that ours is. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using his brother's Facebook account to talk to other women, because they think it's him. FML
Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML
Today, my boyfriend mansplained to me that because Loki likes both boys and girls, he’s bi, not gay. I’m bi, and my boyfriend knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
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devildog562 33
Did it count if you cheat with a bisexual guy ?
WallyQ 18
You're better off without that thinking in your life
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Comments (89)
gracehi 33
Because having sex with a bisexual woman is like masturbating because bisexuals don't count as human beings? Yep. That's how I interpret that excuse, so now he's an ass hole for two reasons.
brand125 17
ummmmm??.
KariAnn7985 8
Tell him that if you cheated with someone bigger than him it wouldn't count either....
Vanillanougat 14
Why do I feel like he wouldn't stand by that that logic if you went and hooked up with a bisexual guy...
sullivankeara 25
Glad you got rid of him!
CaroAurelia 12
That... defies all logic
TheGothGamerGirl 20
Yeah....no. Is what you should say and then walk away
demonfacee 14
No matter what the girl's sexual orientation is, it's not okay for your now ex boyfriend to cheat. I'm proud of you for breaking up with him.
AloysiusWeasley 15
I'm so glad to see an FML where they ID right off the bat that the scumbag is now an ex. Also, while I do think we have far too litigious a society, I think we should be able to sue for breach of contract and emotional distress. F cheaters.
DogeMan 14
How does that make a difference? U should find a new boyfriend
ashtic 20
IT DOESN'T!? :O