Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend randomly decided to let me know that he believes there's really no such thing as cheating, unless both partners explicitly agree that the relationship is monogamous. And no, he wouldn't agree that ours is. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using his brother's Facebook account to talk to other women, because they think it's him. FML
Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML
Today, my boyfriend mansplained to me that because Loki likes both boys and girls, he’s bi, not gay. I’m bi, and my boyfriend knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
Did it count if you cheat with a bisexual guy ?
WallyQ 18
You're better off without that thinking in your life
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Comments (89)
zefrenaboo 15
That's like saying me and my bf aren't dating cause we're both bi
vivaellefashion 14
Cheating is cheating --no excuses. I'm sorry OP, you deserve someone better.
mollymoe429 21
More like **** his life, if he's actually that dumb.
thejimler 9
It only counts if you both agreed to share.
Parvati48 15
How? How does that not count? Sorry OP, glad you dumped his dumb ass. -_-
emdona15 4
Literally the same thing happened to me two weeks ago!
commandercake 5
Newsflash to your genius ex: It's definitely still cheating. Sorry to hear about that, OP. You're much better off without that idiot.
Maitazz 4
Well, if she was bi, then it aint cheating
rosie_xox 6
He's an ass. Sorry, OP
magickiss87 22
That's a new e excuse. I thought I've heard it all. I was wrong. Men are such pricks.