Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea steam, without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was sucked into my left nostril and burned the inside badly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
Today, my nose was really stuffed up and I was out of cold medicine. I heard spices may help with this kind of problem. Unfortunately I thought red pepper would be a great thing to snort at the time. Not only is my nose still stuffed up but I also have immense nasal pain. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML
Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML
Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML
Today, I went over to my friend’s house while she was sick. In order to show me how bad her sense of smell was, she took a handful of VapoRub and rubbed it all over and inside of my nose then said, “Can you smell that? I can’t.” Yes, I can. But I can also feel my nostrils burning. FML
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aback 5
Don't read magazines while you're ironing or using the blowtorch, either.
Bubbelz 25
4 You are aware that you just used the internet to post that reply right?
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Comments (88)
amerwin 3
This reminds me of Talladega Nights. "I don't know what to do with my hands!"
Schizomaniac 24
Wow. You're either a very unattentive person, or you were REALLY into that magazine.
SuicidalxDream 0
lmao FAIL. should pay more attention
McCamryn123 0
at least now you can smell.(:
pfunk129 1
you're now an entry for Assclown of the Year. congrats.
Thunderbender 2
So it worked?
TaNmKm 0
It doesn't hurt to pay attention when you are doing expierements as such.
epicwincomment 0
67 u nice;)
BrendaButt 0
ever heard of sniffing vics?
sammi_rubs 0
hah it works like 5inches away from your face