Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea steam, without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was sucked into my left nostril and burned the inside badly. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
Today, my nose was really stuffed up and I was out of cold medicine. I heard spices may help with this kind of problem. Unfortunately I thought red pepper would be a great thing to snort at the time. Not only is my nose still stuffed up but I also have immense nasal pain. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML
Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML
Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML
Today, I went over to my friend’s house while she was sick. In order to show me how bad her sense of smell was, she took a handful of VapoRub and rubbed it all over and inside of my nose then said, “Can you smell that? I can’t.” Yes, I can. But I can also feel my nostrils burning. FML
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aback 5
Don't read magazines while you're ironing or using the blowtorch, either.
Bubbelz 25
4 You are aware that you just used the internet to post that reply right?
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Comments (88)
FYLDeep 26
Didn't you guys ever see Crocodile Dundee? You're supposed to use cocaine.
MC_Telepathy 0
but then after doing a ball n bout 3 hours after that theres no possible way of breathing through your nose.. trust me
FFML_314 12
Trust you? Not a snowballs chance in hell.
MC_Telepathy 0
ive done to much of it so you betta
katelynjoy 0
brilliant
pengiesully 0
your nose noes never to do that again
cabbitt 0
But can you breathe better?
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Way to not pay attention. How did you not feel the heat of the liquid as your nose approached it? YDI
me_is_lala 2
haha sorry op that sucks .. sounds like something I'd do actually.... hope you feel better.
kateleen16 0
genius...
snapper126 0
dope
MC_Telepathy 0
your dog looks like a little verson of me :p
Geiko_fml 0
Well, at least it helped with the stuffy nose?
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
LMAO. Next time buy Vicks, or an inhaler...