Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I opened the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, I was at a party at my ex's house; he'd invited the whole team. We of course don't talk, but I just figured out he had a girlfriend. He said it right in my face and laughed. FML
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Top comments
dudeitsdanny 10
At least it wasn't your husband's lover? =) That would have been AWWWKWWWAAAARRRRD.
HamsteronA 0
lol. stuck with eachother for another while
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Comments (52)
BoyMac 0
AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!
BoyMac 0
Wow… wtf? You should get it on one last time.
tbonea1990 0
karma kicks back hard
lnfoxicated 0
Haha, sounds like an episode of Desperate Housewives :-)
Ikillyou2times 0
did u bake them a pie ? :]
MidgetMonster 0
Ew, now you have to live next to him. That SUCKS
FockinA 0
OP: well if you need child support atleast you know where he lives. lmao!
xoRayRayxo 0
how the hell did this fml turn into a family guy talk?
nopenope_fml 4
i am a twelve year old girl i dont like the simpsons or family guy and no idea what southpark is
ZombieKitteh 8
holy !@#$ what are the odds!? Ceiling Cat does NOT like you.