Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I opened the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, I was at a party at my ex's house; he'd invited the whole team. We of course don't talk, but I just figured out he had a girlfriend. He said it right in my face and laughed. FML
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Top comments
dudeitsdanny 10
At least it wasn't your husband's lover? =) That would have been AWWWKWWWAAAARRRRD.
HamsteronA 0
lol. stuck with eachother for another while
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Comments (52)
xxdakotaxx 0
Bitches be crazy =D
lu95 16
ok so does that mean u moved out after the divorce? cuz if u didnt and he moved next door hes retarded. hes retarded anyway i'd like to check and see who my neighbors would b if i ever moved BEFORE i bought and moved into a new house.
mylifeisover1305 0
yeah now u talk abou the fml
Blahzy 0
Words cannot convey how much I love this FML.
darkmis1 18
Damn that sucks. FYL OP, FYL.
TinyVixen 0
i suggest you move...
bannanaslug 0
i smell a sitcom :]
containsnosoy 0
My dad's ex-wife just moved next door to him (and us). It's not bad, given both of them are actually mature adults and don't make a big deal over such a small thing. (Personally, I like it because she's nice, but hey.. that's just my opinion.)
ROFLUMAD 0
Small world. Besides, if this is the worst thing that's happened to you recently (so much that you'd post it on FML), then I envy the perfect, wonderful life that you're living.
vencku 13
I have thought that in the past, and posted something similar. Which was subsequently deleted by a moderator and I got a stern warning that FML is supposed to be funny, not tragic. I do agree with that, though. This site would be no fun if it were filled with people dying of cancer.
Loveya448 0
Haha, I bet you're going to have fun living there!