Fml4evr
United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to find out that last night I got extremely drunk, dumped my boyfriend of 3 years, bought a female ostrich, named it Frederic, and confessed my undying love for it via YouTube. FML
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jello_bellied_snack_snapper 19
i need to see this youtube video
waterfalleyes 8
how do you get so drunk that you end up deciding to break up with your boyfriend ?
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waterfalleyes 8
how do you get so drunk that you end up deciding to break up with your boyfriend ?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
AdeenCuffing 12
That's your focus? Not the ******* ostrich?
zuckerburg 21
The ostrich was a distraction. You lose. Retry? Quit?
BrotherPhil 35
In vino veritas.
Donut_Wizard 23
Sounds like a rerun.
jello_bellied_snack_snapper 19
i need to see this youtube video
Dave_Davington 34
I tried searching "Frederic ostrich love" on Youtube, but all I found were videos of ostriches ******* each other.
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
Link please
manb91uk 22
This sounds like an alarmingly high mound of bullshit to me... I can't think of anywhere in the UK (I also live here) where a sober person, let alone a drunk one can buy an Ostritch
BurnInDemonFire 39
You guys have farms, right? I have family in the UK that raise alpacas. And they're not even the weird ones.
Cali 57
You can "adopt" sanctuary animals online by sponsoring them remotely. In return the sanctuary usually sends pictures of the animal and keeps you updated on how they're doing!
Glowworm56 27
So, is Frederic now wandering around in your backyard?
BurnInDemonFire 39
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
dexter420 21
Where and who can you go to drunk off your ass and someone sell you an ostrich?
dexter420 21
Now you can make a very huge omelette