Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Today, a woman at the retirement home I work at told me she was new and asked me a few questions. I asked her when she moved in. She was a new coworker, not a new resident. FML
Today, working as a waitress, I was asked by a customer, yet again, how my baby was doing. I don't have a baby, but I do look very similar to my 25-year-old coworker, who's a new mom. People confuse us all the time. Unfortunately, my crush, who was standing nearby, doesn't know that. FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML
Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, I started my new job, and was introduced to my colleague. She seemed old and quite experienced, so I thought she was going to teach me. I was wrong. It turns out I'm a replacement for her daughter, who used to secretly do all of her work for her because she has no idea how to do it herself. FML
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Bluemonster3 26
She does now
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Well, babies are cool :D
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Comments (235)
Jesus_Christ69 0
The daughter probably hates you now..
SquashedSpider7 0
did you get her prego?
Xquisite1 28
She may want to ask her own self, is she knows her daughter.
charlotte100 2
Awkward!
miZscrZee 0
DAMN, LOL. not your fault!
CeeMonster 5
Wow...
SwtCherryPie 26
Totally not your fault... Should be an F the daughter or mom's L...
Aweh_Olivia 13
she deserved to know ...
SwtCherryPie 26
OMG this reminds me of the time i accidentally told someone that my friend was about to be a daddy. He hid his marriage and that the wife was pregnant from all of his friends and i forgot it was supposed to be a secret... said something one day about the baby and they were all like wtf do you mean hes having a baby?!?!?!
ikickgingers 15
OMG!!! No way!!!! ( kill me please) Really though, work place rules; 1-Small talk and gossip are different beasts all together 2- religion, politics, and money are not to be discussed at work 3- starting a statement with OMG or "like" = let's play the quiet game, I hope to **** you win
12vballchick12 5
Cool story bro.
JinxosGirl87 0
"...um...it's an ongoing joke between us because your daughter is fat..."