Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Today, a woman at the retirement home I work at told me she was new and asked me a few questions. I asked her when she moved in. She was a new coworker, not a new resident. FML
Today, working as a waitress, I was asked by a customer, yet again, how my baby was doing. I don't have a baby, but I do look very similar to my 25-year-old coworker, who's a new mom. People confuse us all the time. Unfortunately, my crush, who was standing nearby, doesn't know that. FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML
Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, I started my new job, and was introduced to my colleague. She seemed old and quite experienced, so I thought she was going to teach me. I was wrong. It turns out I'm a replacement for her daughter, who used to secretly do all of her work for her because she has no idea how to do it herself. FML
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Bluemonster3 26
She does now
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Well, babies are cool :D
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Comments (235)
lemon_phat 11
You ruined the surprise! She was obviously planning on telling her mom.... Eventually.
nuke0013 7
Sounds like a twix moment.
GVirdi 11
U shudve told her she's being punked
LoveMay 10
That should be **** her life
Twisted_Angel 17
LMFAO! Well really that sucks. Maybe you should learn to just say "yes" and leave it at that. Double FYL if the daughter is a teenager, and you're the father! Sucks to be you dude.
iPoopChickens 0
Lol...oops?
penman 4
Hey your daughter is pregnant.... ...NOPE! It's just Chuck Testa
IllestRated 17
How does this FYL???
MainPrism 16
BURN!!!
alaskagrl19 1
thats when you ask what her daughters last name is and say "oh im thinking of someone else" crisis diverted