Today, Christmas changed my life. Last year I had a boyfriend to cuddle with on Christmas; this year I have a body pillow of an anime character. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML
Today, I learned that instead of spending Christmas alone with my cat, enjoying chicken quesadillas and a tin of tuna while watching only the best cartoons, my mother's coming over. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a box of chocolates for Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolates I gave him for Christmas. Christmas last year. FML
Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, I was in bed when I rolled over and saw a hand right beside my head. I freaked out and nearly peed myself, just to realize that it was the huggable heart pillow my boyfriend had given to me on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only staying with me because I’m getting him a signed poster for Christmas. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
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marcranger 29
The pillow's better. It won't snore, drool, hump your leg at 3 a.m., or hog the covers. Merry Christmas, OP, and look on the bright side!
AbstraktThoughts 13
You're not alone! You have the FML community :) *hug* Merry Christmas and brighten up!
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Comments (151)
marcranger 29
The pillow's better. It won't snore, drool, hump your leg at 3 a.m., or hog the covers. Merry Christmas, OP, and look on the bright side!
JayJ17 7
If you want to tell yourself that....
marcranger 29
Well, Noor, at least the pillow won't gripe about it!
Newboy237 4
It also won't come in his hand, shove it in op's face and shout SHAZAM!
strike2867 13
Are you implying her ex-boyfriend was literally a dog?
quirkyotakugirl4 6
anime characters are better anyway. they r hotter and the pillow can't complain
marcranger 29
44, my ex was a real son of a bitch! He honestly did hump my leg in the middle of the night sometimes.
You_Screwed_Up 7
Don't have to feed it either!
AbstraktThoughts 13
You're not alone! You have the FML community :) *hug* Merry Christmas and brighten up!
Kamon97 23
Merry Christmas to OP and to the FML staff as well :)
MisterDoge 14
Can't have Christmas without thanking your favorite online community.
johnpaisley 6
Im a little jelly of OP
Topasofmagic 17
:)Dear Didi, I'm curious. What do you actually do on the FML Team? Do you read the comments/FML's to check if they're appropriate or what? :/ I know these questions is put in a way that seems rude, but I am to tired to find a better wording for them... "-_-
amayasoma 19
I'm in the same boat with you. Ex broke up with me on Christmas eve too. Go be with family and friends. It helps. Merry Christmas though! It will get better.
manga_fml 15
aww I'm sorry for you
abhi95 31
That's terrible! You hate him... With a passion! Unless of course you made some huge blunder which forced the break up
amayasoma 19
73 - I do not hate him. I am hurt but it is life.
geekbuscus 19
What anime character?
josh8215 21
These are the important questions! I need to know now!
geekbuscus 19
I have no idea why I want to know so badly or why it was my first thought. What is wrong with me?!
Comet_Candy 23
10 - I want to know, too!! I have one of Mami Tomoe... I don't do anything dirty with it, but it's nice to sleep and cuddle with~
moimoimoi125_fml 11
Does she still have her head ?
Comet_Candy 23
58 - I think I got a Mami from a different timeline, because she does.
moimoimoi125_fml 11
Well that wood be kinda creepy otherwise
\ 28
**** that shit! TENCHI MUYO!
Freethaawave 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I think its something called "otaku" maybe.... Thats OPs name at the top
Waredo_Dyrge 11
#105: You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?
RpiesSPIES 27
If I were to guess based on anime I assume to be trending atm, I'd have to guess Sebastian from Black Butler.
Mynameislinh 24
#110: I'd consider an otaku to be more on the English 'geek' side, than a 'nerd'.
anime_starke 4
#122 or Levi Rivaille from SNK
DeadPixel4 29
Otaku is a kind of person, look it up. I'm otaku as well
over9000skittles 15
Perhaps one of the boys from Free!. Or L Lawliet or Mello or Matt from Death Note.
ArashiGirl 13
Dude if it was Sebastian...Well it wouldn't be an FML then. He's one hell of a body pillow
sterling1113 15
Atleast the body pillow is reliable and comfy. :) Don't let the holiday season getcha down, OP. :D
Irchell 17
Christmas is just another day of the year, you'll be fine :)
Kyuzomi 12
Hey! Anime is great, being the anime addict that I am, I don't see anything wrong with that. You could have what otaku's call "waifu." Anyways hope you have a happy Christmas. There are more fish in the sea ( I think that's how it goes)
vipirius 18
Well considering that OP is female it's more likely than not a Hasubando, but other than that I agree 100%.
warriorkitty_ 10
Hey, at least OP ain't as bad as the guy who legally married his body pillow wife and went for a honeymoon with it! (saw it in the news online) Forever alone level: unbeatable
Kyuzomi 12
Holy crap that actually happened? That is so amazingly funny. XD
RpiesSPIES 27
#46 A man in Japan legally married a character in a 3DS dating simulator game.
ahippienamedrae 10
I'm sorry, but I laughed really hard at this. but it's okay, at least it won't fart in the middle of the night.
marcranger 29
I forgot about the noxious emissions in the middle of the night. Seriously, why is OP upset over this?
cryssycakesx3 23
because not all men are like that. I got a good cuddly boyfriend and wonderful being able to wake up with him every day
leonchen7498 12
he must be holding in his farts
worldclassrager 41
Do you still have that boyfriend?
warriorkitty_ 10
Yeap he changed into a body pillow of an Anime guy.:D What do you think?
worldclassrager 41
Sounds good to me...
EverestMelting 23
Something special for everyone