Today, my new boyfriend with whom I'm completely smitten called me and told me he had an early Valentine's Day gift for me. Gonorrhea. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, after realizing it burned when I peed, I found out the boy I waited two years to have sex with gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
Today, I received a text from the woman with whom my boyfriend and I recently had a threesome. After years of fantasizing, I finally experienced what it was like to be with another girl. Now we also get to experience what it's like to have gonorrhea. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
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Top comments
mellajella 14
At least it's not an untreatable STD.
CurvyisCool 22
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
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Comments (93)
Nymeria_fml 25
You can't just return this present. No regifting either.
rmllavaneras 19
Well, she CAN regift, although she doesn't know what she might get in return.
danielhartlesss 13
Well, no sex for OP for at least 2 weeks
Mossygirl357 12
I would definitely end that relationship.
austinn_lynn 10
At least you got to "clap" because it won't be permanent ?
ColonelCusswords 24
everyone, give them a hand -clap-clap-clap-
hippodankamus 22
Keeping the romance alive, I see.
UhHuhHoney 20
Better go see a doctor if he gave you anything else
shaynacaves 15
How sweet and thoughtful
JKROB 16
at least its treatable. and he was honest about it
iRambo 12
At least he was being honest and told you even it's something you wouldn't want to hear. I hope all works out for you two.