Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML
Today, I finally received my new computer in the mail. I was so excited, I kissed the box. The truck driver definitely noticed. FML
Today, I was ordering a new vape for my Grandma online, since she refuses to use the internet. When I told her that the type of vape she uses wasn't available anymore, she screamed, "WELL THEN, I'LL JUST GET A CARTON OF CIGARETTES, AND SMOKE THEM UNTIL I GET CANCER!" FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I drove a different work vehicle, one with the cupholder right behind the gear lever. After multiple accidental attempts at changing gears with my Coke bottle, I threw it out the window in a temper. I then got busted for littering. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML
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BluPenguin 3
YOU DESERVE IT FOR THROWING SHIT OUT OF THE WINDOW WHILE DRIVING!!!
Metzler31 17
I just pushed YDI for littering. Cigarettes all over the ground look like crap. Find a ******* trashcan, asshole.
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dizzy17 1
use a DSE901 ecig as a quit smoking aid, or a way to have clean lungs & be cancer free while still smoking. it's a vaporizer for nicotine. nicotine is still bad for you. an ecig starter kit should cost $50 or less. look on ecig forums to learn how to "smoke" them or you will burn out the atomizer and waste your money. <3 good luck.
Klu_Klayu 0
Nicotine isn't inheritly bad for you, your body actually has nicotine receptors, or it wouldn't be able to absorb into your system. It's all the tar and other shit in them that's bad for you.
sk8ergirl553 0
I have to clean the lawn of cigarrette buts.stop littering!
iamepiclee 3
scroal must have no life, I guess his life was intended to be an uglee troll. sad, the end :)
sebastianduarte1 0
how bout you stop smoking, fag.
tinkerbell380 0
YDI for 1)buying an electronic cigerette 2)smoking while driving 3)littering
Tequila_Hilton 3
YDI for being a douche and smoking an electronic cig. I mean might as well smoke normal cigs, ur gonna die anyways((:. hahaha stop smoking.
hippietref 0
i never knew so many 12 year olds were so smart and have life all figured out. lmao when you grow up and your illusion of success and wisdom leave the same time mommy and daddy stop footin the bill
Nirah_fml 18
I almost put FYL because I actually did feel bad for you and I was assuming that you got this thing in an attempt to quit smoking. But then I suddenly realized YDi for being one of those jackasses that throws their cigarettes out the window; nothing like cigarette butts scattering the streets to make a town beautiful.
joshp406 0
STFU Skroal
Feedthetroll 15
Don't feed the troll.