Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML
Today, I finally received my new computer in the mail. I was so excited, I kissed the box. The truck driver definitely noticed. FML
Today, I was ordering a new vape for my Grandma online, since she refuses to use the internet. When I told her that the type of vape she uses wasn't available anymore, she screamed, "WELL THEN, I'LL JUST GET A CARTON OF CIGARETTES, AND SMOKE THEM UNTIL I GET CANCER!" FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I drove a different work vehicle, one with the cupholder right behind the gear lever. After multiple accidental attempts at changing gears with my Coke bottle, I threw it out the window in a temper. I then got busted for littering. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML
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BluPenguin 3
YOU DESERVE IT FOR THROWING SHIT OUT OF THE WINDOW WHILE DRIVING!!!
Metzler31 17
I just pushed YDI for littering. Cigarettes all over the ground look like crap. Find a ******* trashcan, asshole.
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Comments (297)
UpYoursInAdvance 0
Wow FYL because that's an understandable reason that's just a Smokers Reaction that sucks though as you HAD to watch it happen LMFAO
aenemadreamer 0
YDI for choosing to quit smoking by smoking something else that has properties of antifreeze and God knows what else in it. why don't you just quit and stop trying to use a crutch?
askantik 4
Smoking is disgusting and so is littering. Yes, cigarette butts are litter. Way worse than throwing down, say, a gum wrapper.
Klu_Klayu 0
How is it worse?
Tr33Cat 6
It is worse because it can cause fires...
aenemadreamer 0
its chantix not champix and for those of you that say to piss off because e cigs are not dangerous. just type in "are e cigs harmful" into google and look at the fda articles and other reliable resources that say otherwise.
luthi 0
Chantix? You mean the pill that has numerous studies and an FDA public health advisory for seriously increased suicidal behavior? The FDA reports on e-cigs are a joke. They don't compare e-cigs to regular cigs. They don't compare e-cigs to other nicotine delivery devices like the patch and gum. If you take the time to read through all the reports on all nicotine related products, you'll actually find that e-cigs are less harmful. All forms of nicotine have carcinogens. So does peanut butter. As well as food cooked on the bbq. Oh and don't forget fried food has them too. That scary anti-freeze chemical (diethylene glycol) was found in only 1 of the tested cartridges and in a non-toxic dose. It is used in tobacco production to keep it moist and since nicotine liquid is distilled from tobacco, it's not surprising that small amounts of the chemicals are still found. This chemical is also in fog machines, skin lotion and deodorant. At the end of the day, e-cigs still have fewer harmful chemicals and in smaller doses than regular cigs. If a person can switch over and reduce the nicotine amounts down to the 0mg liquid, isn't that still better than bothering you anti-smokers with 2nd hand smoke?
Ludii_fml 0
125 i've been asking myself the same question... but maybe he got his dose of nicotine and didnt feel like smoking anymore or idk something like that.
heyfuq 1
All these stupid ***** that can't spell cigarette.
Ludii_fml 0
48 exactly. but its still fun to read the comments :D
drumhellermd 0
I can't see through my tears from laughing so hard!!!!! ROFLMAO toooooo funnnyyyyy
horizon886 0
YDI for polluting the air and then littering.
darkmis1 18
YDI for smoking in the first place.